You got problems?
We can solve ’em!

It only takes three simple steps: (1) You submit information (charge, grievance, petition, confession, plea, appeal, or inquiry); (2) we do process to inquire into it to arrive at the heart of the problem; and (3) together we equitably resolve any matters raised into question.

Be it offered for sale to the public by NOVUS SYLLABUS L.L.C., Products and services to provide a methodology to conduct an inquiry into any matter raised into question, which methodology may include the use of such methods as: (a) the examination of witnesses and evidence, (b) the investigation of subject matters, (c) the inspection of material conditions, (d) the production of discovery, finding of facts, and drawing of conclusions, (e) the analysis of cognitive behavior, and (f) the reporting of such process, procedures, and results. These methods may be cited as “Lines of Service”.

SEC. 2. These methods […] are interpreted and executed by an information processing server (“IPS”). The use of policy to perform services is a product which may be cited as “Mindsoftware as a Service” (“MaaS”).

SEC. 3. These methods may be employed or contracted by offices of counsel, labor relations, equal employment opportunity, inspector general, audit assurance, assessment, and adjudgment, business process management, human resources and human capital development, among many more!

SEC. 4. The abstract of our practice is as follows:

1. If you bear witness to something, then you observe a matter proceeding.
2. If a matter is proceeding and you notice nothing questionable about it, then your knowledge regarding the matter is sufficient.
3. If a matter is proceeding and you notice something questionable about it, then:
   1. Stop based on reasonable articulable suspicion (to believe there is a matter in question).
   2. Arrest based on probable cause (that there is a nexus between the subject matter and the questionable activity).
   3. Convict based on preponderance of evidence (articulated beyond a reasonable doubt).
   4. Sentence based on precedent.

SEC. 5. Knowledge is power; and by having this abstract of our products and services readily available, you will be more informed about what we do and therefore more likely to take advantage of our offerings. Cite.