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1 In the profession of representation in America today, there are certain offices established for the preservation of justice. Chief among them is the IG, the Inspector General, who represents the interests of the state bureaucracy and who investigates maladministration; but I am not of that office.

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2 Then there is the AG, the Attorney General, who represents the state law enforcement and investigates charges made against persons; but I am not of that office.

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3 There is, however, in certain jurisdictions, the office of the OG, Ombudsman General, who represents the interests of free human people and who investigates the right conduct of such people under the supreme law of the universe. That verily is my office, which hath long been vacant, and is now occupied by one duly sworn to represent the people of America, as ordained by none other than God for Humanity, Amen.

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4 Here’s an easy way to remember:

(a) Inspector = officer of the state

(b) Attorney = officer of the court

(c) Police = officer of the law

(d) Ombudsman = officer of the people

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5 The Law Codes pertaining to each of the above Offices are as follows:

(a) The Inspector represents the Code of Federal Regulations.

(b) The Attorney represents the United States Code.

(c) The Police Officer represents the Municipal/County Code of Regulations.

(d) The Ombudsman represents the New Syllabus Code of Civil Rites for Colored Peoples’ Representation.

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