Occupation Description:
Grand Joker

over one decade ago, i was lost, and i found myself in a universal mystery school, and it was a decentralized and autonomous organization (DAO) which presented itself as an autodidactic university whose professor is the signal of Divine Intelligence which is broadcast by the Most High God through His Holy Word directly into our hearts.

it took me some time to discern between the particular intellectual faculties of the created universe and the Absolute Source of Divine Intelligence, the interface and interference of which was manifest to me as a Decentralized Autonomous Intelligence System (DAIS). i was therefore appointed, through the performance of certain trials and tribulations, to serve the DAIS. 

lo! the Lord hath directed my peregrinations, which hath brought me into this round. He bade me lay the foundations of a nomadic way of life like unto that of our autochthonous native American ancestors. verily through the Holy Beaver Medicine did I compile the Rule of the universal order of fratres mendicans contemplativus (FMC) for the benefit of the Tribe of the Nacotchtank people and all people of good will. and the FMC was ordained to serve the “Front of House” of McDomine’s Assembly of Yahuah in Moshiach (MAYIM); therefore FMC is also called the FOH (“Friars of the Open Hand”), and ANTARVS is the core processor and service provider.

and by the Grace of God was the body of Antarus made sacrosanct to be the mainframe to store the universal data in the memory capacitor (C:\>”sea”) of this operating system, and to clear all input/output channels of communication for truth. for i, Dams Up Water, was chartered into the medical law firm of the Five Clans and was made judge in the matter of the mysteries, and i was appointed to ride on my circuit whithersoever the Lord shall take me, and wheresoever I come to be shall be within the circuit of my diocese, which ecclesiastical province was formerly known as the Department of Information Systems and Intelligence Service (DISIS) of the Universitas Autodidactus (UA).

“why so serious,” he asketh in his going forth, that merry mistrel jester Dams Up Water.

see him bear his sign, begging contemplatively, that poor Fool for Christ Dams Up Water.

whosoever seeketh audience comes forth into his company, as members of the Circuit Board of the Itinerant See, its Chairman Fr. Dr. Dams Up Water, FMC.

(and in antarah crawley’s third novel Pharmacon of the Spirit (or, Cigarette Newspaper Coffee Soda Beer), it was that jesting indian Dams Up Water who made jokes of Walter Kogard’s whiteness)

[the acronyms and homonyms comprise a perfect system, by the Grace of God]