previously titled “How to Jew: Rules for Discharging Performance of the Occupation of Yahudi for the people of Yahuah”—A Job Description for a Full-Time Occupation

by Antarus D.G. Ecclesia. Dr. Dams Up Water, Sui Juris,
McDomine’s Shul at Seven Churches, Nacotchtank
c/o Five Clans of Weasel Badger Beaver Mink & Otter,
Confederated State of Powhatan, Washita Nation

1. yahudi (jews) follow tehuti (thoth) in the form of moshe (moses), who djed (said) unto them the word of the Most High God, which they (yahsrael) largely rejected and backslided into apostasy, even to the end of crucifying their Messiah, but a remnant will be grafted back into the assembled body which is the branch of the true vine of the tree which is planted beside the mountain on the bank of the river of living water
2. follow the law written in my scrolls (saith the Lord), in the light of God’s mercy and loving kindness 
3. wear a hat or covering to remind you of God’s overseeing authority, wisdom and power 
4. wear simple but fine clothing, such as a black or white button down shirt and black slacks and black jacket and cape [habit]
5. carry a wooden stick (optional)
6. congregate regularly at an appointed place
7. pontificate on all things frequently 
8. seek peace and silence frequently 
9. break bread and drink wine with thy neighbor frequently 
10. manage thy dominion and liquidity 
11. do NOT do worship to other gods in the manner which is customary to them, e.g. sending your children to Moloch (through fire, slavery, abortion, or otherwise)
12. always praise God’s name and never complain — nobody wants to hear it!
13. all political power is inherent in the people 
14. avoid unduly gazing upon women, and do not pursue or solicit them, unless they present to you their body heart and mind as a living altar to the Most High God Yahuah in Yahshua
15. also known as the order of Mendicans Christi (Mendicants for Christ)
16. custom:
    • Peace
    • Presence
    • Silence
    • Simplicity
    • Thanksgiving
    • Goodness
    • Mercy
17. Pray incessantly, saying: “Give Thanks to Yahuah for He is good and the His Mercy endureth forever / Baruch attah Yahuah Yahushuah HaMoshiach, Choneni Elohim / Have Mercy on me a sinner”
18. the lord said to do what your parents always feared the worst for you, to appear lower than a bond slave, while in truth you minister as heir to the kingdom to your fellow beneficiaries. the immediate wards of the king, like fools and children, will flock and take notice, and those wishing to sell their riches for penitence and eternal life will appoint you a minister of their estates. 
19. to every place thou goest and occupyest, let thy very presence be a blessing unto all people and a sign unto the house of yahsrael
20. the deployment of signs in the mendicancy is not required, but is permitted and even encouraged, especially in the nature of a “protest against the worldliness of the world” which elevates the visibility and occupation of the order