this is the Talmud (Hebrew: תַּלְמוּד, romanized: Talmūḏ, ‘study’ or ‘learning’) of Nacotchtank in Syllabees, or

Talmud Syllaby’i

of the rabbinical college of Chabad of Nacotchtank which is at McDomine’s Assembly of Yahuah In Moshiach, in the local autonomous church sui juris Beth Midrash HaMayim Chaim, which is called St. Nat and St. Ala.

it is comprised of the Halakha or laws of the universal conduct of matter and energy, and the Haggadah (“telling”) or Aggadah (“tales” or “lore”) of Walter Kogard, Dams Up Water, et al.

the Grand Rebbe and principal of the college is Nacotchtankakoan Dams Up Water, and he is the incumbent of the Office of the Tribune of the Plebeians of the United States of America.