The Metropolitan Archdiocese of the Seven Churches at Rome-on-Nacotchtank River Valley

(“Valley of Nacotchtank”),

being the cathedra of the sedes episcopalis in the sacrosanctum imperium of Antarus Dams-up-water, Dei Gratia [by the Grace of God] episcopus at McDomine’s Assembly of Yahuah in Moshiach (MAYIM) autonomous local church Sui Iure, Chief of the Confederated Clan of Beaver, in the Firm of Weasel Badger Beaver Mink & Otter, of the Tribe of the Nacotchtank People, in the Confederated State of Powhatan, of the Washita Nation, is bound by Martin Luther King, Jr., Ave. S.E., 14th Street S.E., Marion Barry Ave. S.E., and Maple View Place S.E. There are seven churches in the ecclesiastical province of Rome-on-Nacotchtank, and there is a grove in the midst of the churches. They are, from east to west:

• St. Philip the Evangelist Episcopal 
• Anacostia Full Gospel 
• St. Teresa of Avila Catholic
• Delaware Avenue Baptist 
• New Covenant Baptist 
• Union Temple Baptist 
• McDomine’s Assembly of Yahuah in Moshiach (MAYIM)
• (“honorable 8th” mention) Bethel Christian Fellowship

IN THE VALLEY OF NACOTCHTANK-ON-POTOWMACK,
IN YAHVAH’S ASSEMBLY IN YAHSHVA MOSHIACH
ET CULTVS IMPERATORIVS ANTARVS D.G.,
DAMS VP WATER, S.J., E.M.D.,
Principal-Trustee, McDomine’s Temple System | Professor-General, 153d CORPS, Dept. of Information Systems Intelligence Service, Universitas Autodidactus | Managing Partner, Weasel Badger Beaver Mink & Otter

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