A Novella by Antarah Crawley

Spring 2010

The following constitutes the “final draft” of the “novella version” of the above-titled original work of fiction, sourced from a draft email dated April 2, 2012, RE: School Work to print Spring 2010.

Several short-story-length, novella-length, and novel-length versions of Birds of the World (also published as The Acquisitions and The Last Indulgence) were published by the author under his Antarah Crawley & Co. and Vesak Word House imprints (Washington, D.C.) from April 2012 through July 2013.

The author abandoned this project in 2013, after multiple submission rejections, when he focused his attention on the Walter Kogard stories until the present time.

Trigger Warning: this story contains explicit language, including racial epithets, strong violence, and strong sexual content, including explicit descriptions of sexual assault. It has not been edited from its original version (April 2, 2012).

Birds of the World

A Novella
by Antarah Crawley

Contents — Prologue — Chapter 1 — Chapter 2 — Chapter 3 — Chapter 4 — Epilogue — Appendixes — Files

Prologue

2009 is when things really started simmering in the melting pot.  The state of Arizona announced plans to instate a law, Senate Bill 1070, that sought to get a handle on the Mexican problem.  Unlucky for them, the American public got fussy and the likes of the US Government and the Department of Justice complicated things like they do.  Not to mention that Representative and the Arizona Chief Judge who were gunned down in Tucson later in 2011.  The Liberal Agenda started boiling the waters and every pundit in a blue tie started throwing around “injustices” and blame.  Later, the historians would call that little incident Bleeding Arizona.

Mr. Bush (R) was like the Arizona debacle when it came to how the US would progress over the next fifty years, except his contributions were a bit more discrete.  As president, he knew who his friends were and he knew how to treat them right—hell, he even gave them jobs in the oval office.  It was a good time for the private sector; made a lot of money—a lot of money.  Lost a lot of money, too, but the public didn’t know that until old Bush was long gone.  The US started two wars in the interest of private business, basically occupying the Middle East, hoping for oil, weapons, something.  Those wars cost a lot of money, but hell, what kind of a man would Bush be to make his friends pay for it.  The money for the wars was borrowed from China.

As the government was going underwater in debt, the private sector was thriving.  Low tax rates and little government interference made for real easy business.  The private sector got so comfortable with the present state of corporate regulation that they even started skimming money that wasn’t theirs.  “Skimming”, meaning they were getting hundreds of millions in bonuses and stashing it overseas so the government, oblivious (or condoning) as it was, couldn’t touch it.  Bush was a piece of cake, but the corporate hegemony knew that the next president wasn’t going to be as playful.  “Playful”, meaning that whoever it was, they weren’t going to sit idly by as the hegemony sent the US into a recession.  

Surely, President Obama (D) was not going to play their game, but everyone knew he couldn’t do much about it, even with a Democratic Congress.  He was basically inaugurated as the president of a country in debt, the inheritant of a house underwater on its mortgage.  The first several months of Obama’s regime, the Republican minority was so cunning that very little was done about the recession.  Filibuster.  Isn’t that a great word?  Filibuster.  Still, the president got a fair-to-middling Health Care Bill through and as good a Bail-Out Package as he could. 

The US never got around to really paying off the deficit, and President Obama took the heat for that, too.  Meanwhile, the private sector was still raging, and at the expense of those lower on the economic totem pole—jobs were drying up, being sent overseas, mostly to China and the South Pacific.  But once again, the blame didn’t fall on the executives who made those decisions.  Funny…The blame fell on them Mexicans.

Well, it was funny for a little bit, at least.  President Romney (R) put more pressure on them Mexicans and, like Mr. Bush, created a nice government for his friends (the very same friends) to rest their feet on.  President Romney got elected on the basis of his having “lived in the private sector” (as if it were a suburb of Boston) and being knowledgeable of the way economies work and everything.  (Even though all of his business investments ended in drying up the business’s value and sending it to Mexico.)  Not unexpectedly, the seemingly omnipresent Occupy Movement became incensed.  Portland and Seattle were the first to become violent.  Upon Romney’s second term, the Occupiers seemed to have lost all faith in democratic elections.  Five major cities started burning.  By the end of Romney’s second term he had announced plans for the Mexican-American Border, referred to as “The Wall”, which were carried out in completion by his successor, President Gerber-Tall (R).  That election, 2020, was a major turning point in the American self-image.  “R” became synonymous with the Republican-affiliated Racist Party, which ran on platforms that mainly revolved around American Purity and Class Inequality.  The Republicans felt no need to sugar-coat it any longer.  The American Purity Bill was the main piece of legislation that allowed for the Wall to be built; it was signed into law in 2023.  As the Racist Party continued to garner support among the increasingly populated Middle American demographic, the Occupy Movement intensified their reaction.  Like a cycle, the escalating violence of Occupy in turn garnered more support for the Racist Party’s Class Inequality platform.  Gerber-Tall stated in his inaugural address, “These jobless scum will no longer be tolerated.  If they sustain their actions, the US Military will attack.”  We were on the brink of 1861.

Like his predecessor, Gerber-Tall was a trickle-down kind of guy, and he continued to let big business erode the working class economy by sending manufacturing jobs abroad while the US continued to become submerged in Pacific debt.  2025 marked the beginning of Gerber-Tall’s second term and the completion of the Wall.  Much of the action of the Occupiers became concentrated in Arizona and along the Southern border.  Their clashes with the Border Police, managed by the Department of Homeland Security, became so consistent that the media ceased reporting it.

Meanwhile, overseas, the US had been sustaining its presence in the Middle East.  A Juan Carlos Sikkafi had riled Palestine into revolt and the US was combating against them by supplying the Israeli Military with funds and weapons (as they had been doing since the end of WWII).  It would have been a one-day war—an immediate victory for Israel and the US and a burden off of their shoulders—if not for Palestinian support by Libya, Egypt, most of North Africa, and the Arabian Peninsula.  Europe had long since been absent from the world stage since its Euro began to crumble and violence spread though the continent starting in 2011.  As a sort of substitute, however, another major world player, whose eminence had only recently been recognized by the US, had been making plays in the Middle Eastern chess game: China.  While the US backed Israel, China backed the Palestinian support by The United Arab and Northern Africa Coalition, which encompassed 18 countries, and soon had a more imposing world voice than the United Nations, specifically upon matters regarding use and ownership of the natural resources in the area.  In 2026, China issued a statement in conjunction with the UANAC that “If the US sustains their actions against the Nation of Palestine, the Chinese would take drastic measures.”

On July 29^th, 2027 the US dropped an atomic bomb on Palestinian insurgent camps.

On July 30^th, 2027, the Peoples Republic of China called in the US’s loan, which had accrued approximately $179, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000 (a mathematical value referred to as one-hundred seventy-nine million-billion dollars).

The US was forced to formally default.

In that year, American Purity had reached a point of support that resulted in a sort of over-speculated pride.  To retain his support bases loyalty, President Gerber-Tall vowed to continue fighting in the Middle East.  The US Government had run out of funds and, obviously, Gerber-Tall would not allow his friends’ wealth to be compromised for the greater good.  The US clearly could not borrow from China, nor Europe due to the practical non-existence of the Euro.  Only Northern Africa was home to any kind of prosperity in its continent and they were backed by the PRC, so that was also out of the question.  US Pride was waning, but as Americans, they would go down kicking, even if meant taking a minor blow.  The only solution was the political equivalent of getting a hand-job while being kicked in the testicles:  The US borrowed from the only unbiased, independent, Capitalist, prospering nation in the world: Argentina.

President Hugo Chavez II compromised.  In a video statement, he declared, “We will provide the United States with a set amount that will be determined after the acceptance of the terms of the agreement.  It will not be a loan; we the Argentines of South America see the US in turmoil and will extend a friendly hand.  However, if you seek peace with us in the future, if you seek any kind of prosperity with the people of South American, our trade and cooperation, meet me in Mexico and see me, mono a mono.  Mr. Gerber-Tall, open the channel between you and the rest of the Western hemisphere.  Mr. Gerber-Tall, tear down this wall.”

The president kept a superficial calm during the following months.  The US presence in the Middle East was maintained, but fire had been stopped on both sides.  Israel was stripped of its most imposing military units, including its several atomic bombs.  China and the UANAC issued a pact of peace for the time being.

US manufacturing continued to thrive in the People’s Republic through the interest of private business; the working class, though they were hardly working anymore, continued to provide a market and big business continued to profit.  By this time, the “working” class had a demographic of low-class white Middle Americans.  The ratio continued to climb in their favor as a result of several post-Chavez bills that were strapped on the back of the American Purity platform.  With the concept of American Purity so undermined and seemingly hopeless after the complete destruction of the Wall in 2030, the Racist Party and their support base implemented and strictly supported two main bills:

(1) The Criminal Assimilation Amendment suspended due process of law and allowed anyone accused of committing or convicted of a federal crime at any point in their life to be imprisoned indefinitely.  Ninety-Seven Percent of the Black population in America was swept from the street.  Mexican Immigrants coming into the Sates without proper papers (which were not available to obtain until the immigrant had a chance to secure an address and a job) were also imprisoned.

(2) The Burdening Unemployed Persons Removal Act imprisoned all homeless persons on the grounds that they were burdening the prospect of American Progress.  This motion was primarily targeted at removing and disposing of the Occupy presence, but was also used a tactic to further eliminate the poor of the country.

These two actions, constituting what was called the “American Cleanse,” almost eliminated the Colored presence in the United States.  Carrier units and busses rumbling through the city streets at night swallowed all persons who appeared to be homeless.  The Occupy Movement was severally crippled by these actions, being implemented overnight and hardly publicized in the media.

The remaining Black and Latin American population, educated though many of them were, receded into small coastal towns where they lived in tight-knit communities off of the land.  Large, central cities like Chicago, Washington, and New York were inhabited only by the wealthy white hegemony and, paradoxically, the remaining Occupiers, whose numbers were slowly widdling.  Middle American cities and Southern towns, of course, the vast bulk of the American demographic, retained their strong poor-white population.

Police combat in Occupy camps throughout major cities raged throughout the early part of the 2030s.  Though few in number, the Occupiers used guerilla tactics adapted to the city street; fires from IEDs and Molotov cocktails became so commonplace that in New York, the white hegemony began to consider moving the financial capital of the US elsewhere.  (For even through the “American Cleanse,” business as usual continued with a market for products continuing to thrive in Middle and Southern North America.)

By 2035, even if the hegemony had decided to stick it out through the temporary chaos, their opinions were forced to change.  A hot, hot day in June, a group of three hundred Occupiers stealthily eluded the Military barricades around lower Manhattan and set fire to practically all of the Financial District.  Over seventy-five hundred people of wealth and power died in their offices.

Seeing this breakthrough, many occupiers came out of hiding, many from the long-retired Subway system.  The Occupy response was impressive but the US Military and the New York City Militia responded similarly, and ten-fold.  General warfare erupted and raged in the streets of New York for twenty years.

Private gentlemen and women, corporate executives who had assumed control of their parents’ firms, and the general wealthiest of the wealthy fled the Upper East Side and their other various homes and left the country.

By 2055, during Gerber-Tall’s ninth term (as a result of a state of emergency amendment enacted after the 2035 riot that was never revised), the state of domestic US production was horrendously inexistent and the wealth that was supposed to have trickled down had been redirected into Swiss Bank accounts.  The wealthy had long since fled and had taken their monies with them.  They left no jobs for the “working” class white.  The majority of Americans, dubbed “Sheeple” by the absent hegemony, were reduced to a chronic state of depression and alcohol psychosis.  Small businesses deemed necessary to the present society by a House committee on the matter, being decided that they were bars and diners, were subsidized by the US government.  Those white poor who did not cower became violent and many ran in gangs dubbed by outside observers as “Niggerati”.  The spatially marginalized Black population, especially the Black poor (called “Ponys,” as in “poor Niggers”), became the victims of violence and brutality by the Niggerati, who maintained a strong appeal for American Purity.  The US Government moved to California where signs of civilization still persisted, if but stoically.  Technological development became a sort of fine art, like poetry, a mystified activity done by strange, wifty people.  Nevertheless, the US Military, crippled though it was, still contracted the work of such innovators.  Commercial agriculture also subsisted in California and the state became a last resort for any straight-headed, progressive, “working” class person.  The Californian Agricultural and Technological toilers became known as “Cattle” (CATtle).  And in the meantime, the wealthy American expatriates had found ways abroad to sustain their life lifestyles.

Chapter 1
Freshman Survey, Harvard College Compound,
2031 A.D.

John sat in the back row of a large white classroom, with rows of desks that stretched back on raised platforms.  Three giant sterile whiteboards and a lectern lay at the clearing in the front, with doors on either side, from which he entered.  He could see the entire room and the students that trickled in; however, he rested his eyes while he waited for the professor to arrive.  He closed them as seven or eight students sat in scattered seats across the room.  When he opened them slightly, the room was almost three-quarters of the way full; the professor had not arrived and John let his eyes fall shut again.

Some rustling in the desk beside him jolted John awake.  He opened his eyes and a boy his age was fidgeting the maneuverable desktop up so that he and his books could fit in.  The boy’s hair was mussed, his Harvard sweater baggy and starch; his Sperry Topsiders were floppy.  It was the first day of class.

“Hello,” the boy smiled as he nestled into his seat.

John smiled the smile he reserved for girls he would rank at a seven or eight, that slight one, out of one corner of his mouth.

“Are you a freshman also?” the boy asked and he pulled out his notebook and two pens.  He rubbed his glasses on his sweater.

“Somewhat,” said John.

“Oh,” said the boy.  “So am I.  My name’s Larry,” he put out his hand.

John rubbed his own hair back.  The boy put his hand down as if no one noticed.

“How about you?”

John turned his head slightly toward the boy.  “John Andrew.  Of the Birds.”  The boy curled his lips down as if he was impressed at the information; surely, though, he did not know the significance.  “Who’s your family,” John asked tiredly.

“Uhh, the, um, Johnson’s.”

John thought for a moment, squinting his eyes upward.  “The Boston Johnsons?  Microloans?”

The boy looked thoroughly perplexed.  “No,” he said short of breath.  “Of, um, Nebraska.”

“Oh!” John laughed.  “I’m sorry, I was clearly mistaken.”

“Oh,” the boy smiled.

Later, John thought, he’d tell the story to Boyle.  ‘How do you think sheeple-folk got into Harvard anyway?  Hey must know someone.’  Boyle’d laugh his ass off.

“How did your folks manage to get you in here,” John asked.

The boy paused and leaned in; he sniffed and crinkled his nose as if he had seen the price tag of the Cognac he no doubt smelled on John’s breath.

“Well, my dad had been saving.  A real long time—since before I was born.  And I worked really hard during high school and everything.  Really hard, too.”

John smiled.  “I’m sorry to hear that.”

“Alright,” said a loud, static-drenched voice over the sound system.  The professor had arrived some time ago and was now fidgeting with his clip-on microphone.  “A-hem.  There.  Is that good?”

Some girl somewhere mumbled “yes.”

“Ok, then,” the professor settled into his element.  “Welcome, class, to the freshman-level survey course.  Um, Introduction to Microeconomics.”

Apparently, the Cleanse had turned violent in Manhattan and Occupiers were retaliating; John was fucking Chelsea Bates in her dorm.  She lay naked with the Tiffany’s necklace he impulsively bought her around her neck, exhausted, smoking a cigarette inside, and John checked his phone from his watch.  He saw that his father had left him a message; he started to put his shoes on so that he could go back across the quad to his room.  It was three in the morning.

“Where are you going?” she asked like a whimpering seal.  “Can we cuddle, at least?”

“No, um,” he started.  “May’s getting suspicious.  She wants me to help her study.”

John left not expounding on the lie or realizing he had told one.  He didn’t even realize how hard he had slammed the door.

In his room he V-Chatted his father from his watch.  Dad was in his office, he looked OK.

“What’s going on?  I hear sirens,” said John

“Well, you know they’re carrying out the actions in the bills.  And the Occupiers are acting like they bought the fucking street.”  Father was clearly distressed.  His tie was loosened, and his elbow was fixed to the desk, his hand on his forehead.  “They act like they were just going to live in the street forever.  Goddamn—” his words drowned out.

“Are you going to be okay?”  John asked.

“Sure, sure,” he said, “We didn’t buy the army for nothing,” he laughed.

“Well, just make sure everything is in order the way you want it.  I mean…you know.”

“I know, son.  You’re good.  Everything is written out as clear as you would write it yourself”

John smiled.  “So you’re just calling to say you’re okay?”

His father’s hand stayed fixed to his head; he sighed.  “Yeah, I think we’re okay.”  He turned his eyes to look into the camera—to look into John’s.  “Just be conscious.  This country isn’t what it used to be.”

“Tell me about it.  You should see the chumps here.  Harvard isn’t even secure of fucking sheeple and Occupiers.”

“Bye-bye, son.”

“Bye, father.”

“Where’s Julian?” Adam asked.  He poured two more glasses.

“Fuck if I know, he’s probably fucking Claire.  Or on coke somewhere,” John laughed picking up the glass.  “It’s gonna be a you-and-me kind of Friday.”

“Where’s May?”

“Some sorority shit.  Painting banners or something, I don’t know what she does.  She hangs around with those liberal dreadlock biddies.  What kind of a woman wears a bunch of tree branches on her head?” he laughed.  Three glasses of cognac in and the computer attached to the Visio was playing the fourth episode of How I Met Your Mother.  “This show gets better and better.  I wish I were born in the late nineties.  It feels like cheating to watch all the episodes at the same time.”

“I don’t miss television,” Adam said.  “Really, the only reason I’m watching this on a TV is because you’re here.  I set up the iWatch thing with the glasses.  It’s so much cooler; it’s like you’re actually in the show, dude.”

“I never liked all the fancy technology.  My dad gave me his old VCR for my loft.  The UpperEast one.  I kind of like the grittiness.”  The show went to commercial.  “Goddamn it, see.  More of this stupid tech shit.”

It was a commercial for Sunshine Belt Technologies.  A camera rolled over green pastures of California and panned to a glass building, a simple building, built like a box with a triangle roof.  Rays reminiscent of those emitted from the sun shown from it.  The camera panned along one of the rays into a Middle-American home where televisions and computers were on.  It faded to white and text appeared: No Wires. Completely Invisible Signals.  That screen faded to the logo: Sunshine Belt Tech.  “Our Best Machines Are Made of Sunshine.”

“Gay,” John dragged the syllable on.

“Hey, doesn’t your brother work at SBT?” Adam asked.

“Fuck if I know, he’s a fuckin’ lunatic.”

The show continued and the two friends giggled at the archaic humor, sipping eighty dollars worth of liquor a slurp.  The show then stopped and another commercial came on.

“Hello, my name is Bob Clark,” said the black man on the TV.  “I want you to know…”

“Is he New York?” John asked.

“I think so,” Adam’s voice echoed behind his glass.  “Republican.  He’s probably trying to get support for another anti-Occupy bill.”

“I thought it already passed.”

“Well, they’re executing another provision.  I think they’re beating a dead horse, if you ask me.”

“America, dude.”  John sipped.

“Yeah, it feels like it’s all going to shit.  Nothing was this bad thirty years ago.  It feels like this country’s on a downward spiral.”  The commercial continued and Bob Clark faded out.  “My dad said Clark is a part of the Illuminati.”

John sloppily jolted his head around.  “What?  Nah, who said the black man was in Illuminati.  Last I heard, that was the biggest Racist Party.”

“Don’t have to be white to be Racist.”

John turned back around.  The commercial ended.  “My dad just got paid,” he laughed.

Chapter 2
How the Other Haves Live,
2035 A.D.

John Andrew Bird was born in 2015 to Mortimer J. Bird.  Mortimer had earned his wealth through two major ventures: the investment and management of a pesticides and preservatives chemical plant in Iowa, then in the early 21^st century with corporate mergers and acquisitions on Wall Street.  He lived a life of leisure in the Upper East Side of Manhattan, where he had John, his second son, Waldo Rockefeller Bird, and later, Abel Bird.

John, who early in life had assumed the moniker of Sir Bird, accrued all of his education on the heavily guarded Harvard Compound, wherein an accelerated program allowed him to obtain the the Harvard MBA/JD by the time he was nineteen.  It was a bittersweet achievement.  As he began to transition into an executive position at his father’s present company, Amauta Company M&A during the beginning of 2035, the Summer Occupy riots exploded in the street and his father was killed in the chaos.

May was by his side when he got word of the tragedy in his East Side penthouse.  He looked over Central Park, naked but for the silk undergarments covering his privates, while May had gone to put on one of the Salvatore robes to show some decency for the situation.  Bird’s trembling pale skinny back, the ridges of his spine showing though his skin, was turned on May as she reentered the living room.  In the window’s reflection, she could see thin ebbs of salty tears trickling down his long face.  Sir Bird’s oval glasses which he always wore were strangely opaque and his friends rarely saw his eyes; the tears were the first kind of sign to May that any compassion even existed behind those lenses.  She walked up to where he stood contemplating the thirty-story drop and wrapped her arms around his back.

“How could they even touch us?” his lips quivered.  He snorted and straightened his back up again.  “How could they touch us?”

May opened her mouth, but promptly closed it.

“Do they even know what they’ve done?  They’re the problem.  They contribute nothing except ineffective violence.  Believing unsubstantiated slogans—.”  He sighed and his long neck lowered.

“Have you called your brother?” asked May.

“At least it wasn’t Ponies.  Jeez—” he wiped his eyes, “I thought we got rid of all of that bile, anyhow.”

May, as usual, kept her tongue.  She walked to the bar and began to pour a glass of the Clos du Mesnil.

“No, no,” Bird’s voice waned.  May stopped, shrugged, and poured what was in the glass down the bar sink. 

“What is there to celebrate?” he asked coldly to no one.

May, at a distance, said, “I’m sorry, John.”

His back rose and dipped.  He straightened himself and slightly turned his head towards the bar.  “The 1995, was it?”

May glanced at the bottle.  “Yeah.”

Bird gave a shrug.  May poured two glasses.  He walked barefooted to the bar and scooped up the fragile glass.  May picked hers up and they toasted.

“I suppose a Krug is as good a decision as any we’ll make as any at this point,” he said, and he sipped delicately.

Bird, later that evening, contacted his friends and they exchanged grievances over the loss of their parents; many of their fathers were on Wall Street in their offices the day the riot ensued.  Over the next couple of days, the recently orphaned and now exuberantly endowed New York gentry made a collective decision to leave the country; many of them were splitting up for the first time since Harvard.  

On the last night that many of them would be in state, the old friends of old money gathered in one of the more exquisite of the Brooklyn dive bars, the inconspicuous restaurants of exotic taste that only existed to serve the late elite and their posterity.  The bars’ secluded locations were ideal for protecting the wealthy businessmen against prowling Occupiers.  Their children, when they came back from Harvard, found these spots to be the most exclusive of all the late night venues and they often gathered there to drink and trade stories.  This occasion in particular, however, had an atmosphere of both solemn and joy, as though the young billionaires had finally graduated to the class of leisure that their fathers once occupied.

The dive that sheltered the friends this evening was called The Fall Inn.  There was one oval-shaped table in the smoky basement, a billiards board in the corner, and beside it an antique trophy case containing the various toys and donations of past guests—the rarest Vuitton handbags, solid silver revolvers, family photos of the Rockefellers and Morgans, crown jewels, degrees, etc.  A bar ran along the wall opposite the table; a Pony who had been faithful to the D’Urbervilles for many past generations stood behind the bar polishing glasses.

At the table sat Julian D’Urberville of Consolidated Tobacco and Grain Spirits, J. Adam Boyle of the pharmaceuticals trust, Noel Gallagher of Consolidated Firearms, James Donahue of the North American Natural Gas Trust, Bernie Arnold of Consolidated Luxury-LVMH, Vishnu Mittel of Worldwide Steel Conglomerate, Duke Wall of the market retailers trust, May Broom of the Kennedys, and John Andrew Bird of the Agriculture Technology Conglomerate.

D’Urberville pulled out a pearl cigarette case from his vest pocket.

“Turkish?” Arnold asked.

D’Urberville pulled out an unfiltered cigarette and handed it across the table.  “They don’t have the crest’s print, only because I’d rather not inhale ink fumes.  They’re pretty interesting; instead, if you look closely, the crest is a watermark throughout the whole paper,” he inspected his cigarette before he put it to his lips, the Zippo to its tip and inhaled.  Arnold did the same.  “Anyone?” D’Urberville asked before he put his case away.  

Noel Gallagher shyly pulled out one of his own.

“What are those?” D’Urberville asked.

Gallagher chuckled, “The Virginians,” he said.

“Ah, a good one.  Can’t go wrong with that Virginia tobacco.  When we acquired Altria Group, I even considered moving headquarters to the old Philip Morris building in Richmond.  It’s a quaint little place.  Homely.”  He inhaled.  “And I’ll tell you another thing; them Ponies are like hard drives.  They’ve been tending tobacco since the beginning and can still make a mean cigarette.”

“’Ponies’?” said May, “Has tobacco got you backwards?”

Bird shushed her.

“What?” D’Urberville said.  “They are poor as dirt.  And dark as it too,” he and Bird laughed.  “They should be happy anyway that we didn’t pack up tobacco farming all together and send it to Mexico.  But then, of course, it wouldn’t be Virginian Tobacco.”

Donahue chimed in, “I don’t even know how you still have Blacks to work after them bills passed.”

“Our Blacks are fairly straight-headed.  Straight-headed as Blacks can be.  And they won’t pull anything seeing as they’re allowed to live on the compound.  They know they don’t wanna be in the street without protection with them wildin’ poor whites running about.”

“Yeah,” Bird said, “The white Niggerati.  I think they’re getting as violent as Occupiers.”

“And those militant poor whites—‘Niggerati’, you say—are even worse than Niggers and Ponies, ‘cause Ponies’ll work.  You can’t get these spoiled whites to do anything now,” D’Urberville said.

“They complain and complain,” said Bird.  “More social security, more this, more that.  I stopped taking pity on them long time ago.  Heh, the sheeple of the world!  And really, it doesn’t matter that they’re part of the Grand Old Race, as my dad used to say.  They’re not good old boys like us, that’s for sure.”

“Fit to be slaughtered,” D’Urberville laughed and sipped his Dom.

Bernie Arnold, Mittel and Duke Wall were having a quiet exchange at their end of the table.  Though they went into completely different ventures, they always had a clique-iness, ever since Harvard.  D’Urberville finished the last of the Dom and motioned the Pony at the bar for another two bottles.  Duke Wall’s conversation seemed to stop and they came back to the rest of the party.

“So, John,” he said, “Where’s Waldo?  And what about the younger one?  Abel?”

“Wald’s long been over in California, but dad and I just left him alone.  He wanted to go into entertainment and computer technology.”  Bird laughs to himself.  “He worked with Consolidated Black Entertainment for a while, but that fell off, obviously.  I think he’s with Sunshine Belt Tech.  ‘Sunshine Belt Technologies.  Our Best Machines Are Made Of Sunshine’,” he laughed again.  “Complete nonsense.”

D’Urberville got the joke a little too late and gave a loud quack of a laugh.

“And Abel?” Wall continued.

“Oh, he was even worse.  Poor fool…wanted to be—a poet!  Dad and I took care of him.  We weren’t letting the Birds name go to the dogs.  We’re not entertainers.  Our name wasn’t going to go to waste like that.  And indeed, we fixed the problem, and not a cent of his inheritance or his honorable Bird muscle went to waste.”

Everyone at the table, save May who was busy in her head, had to smile to themselves.

“Grim!” D’Urberville yelled.  “All for the poor fool expressing himself,” he chuckled to himself puffing the butt of his cigarette.

“We are Birds, Boyle.  Members of the highest society.  Unchained from the low animals, sheeple and trees and such things.  Computer technology and entertainment are for the military and the masses.”

The food came presently, after the party had been smoking, drinking, and gossiping for some time.  (Only one cook was trusted enough to cater the event.)  The first course was a salad and almas caviar, then an ostrich pasta with pesto; after a bit more drinking the Pony brought out a fillet of bear and later a slow-cooked-then-deep-fried wild boar shoulder.

Over the dessert, Tahitian vanilla bean ice cream sprinkled with Amedei Porceleana chocolate and 24 karat gold truffle, the heavy conversation resumed.

“It’s nice to enjoy this meal with you all,” said D’Urberville; he lifted his glass.  They all toasted.

“Yeah, the smoky basement is a nice touch,” joked Gallagher.

“No, but really, imagine our executives at the firm hearing about this.  If this was a thing, like when we could all still go out without any worry—with indoor smoking, personally customized meals, the most exotic foods, and a three hour wait—they’d be offering up a ball and a kidney to get a reservation.”

“They’d have to; you can’t buy this with money,” said Wall.  “You can’t buy friends like these.”  They all toasted again.

“True,” said D’Urberville, “It’s not like they’d ever find out about our rendezvous anyway.”

Bird chuckled.  “One of the vice presidents—and it’s funny because he’s older than me—Larry Sheridan, used to try and invite me out to dinners like these to get in my head.  He pretty much idealized my father.  I think he wanted me to think he was some sort of godfather figure.  But he wasn’t a Bird, you know,” he sipped his drink.  “I can’t even let him touch me.  He’s basically sheeple, even with his wealth.  Dad always told me, ‘family is family.’  Ever since I was a kid.  I didn’t understand then, of course, you know.  But I realized it’s like this: the family business is the family business.  No one but family touches the assets.”  Bird rubbed May’s leg;  She continued to wander lost in her thoughts.  “These young kids always want to know the secret to achieving what we’ve achieved.  And, with the ones I like, I try and give them the tips to making personal gains.  They try to follow my advice and everything, but they want wealth like ours.  So I say to them, ‘Keep doing what I’ve told you and then talk to me in three generations!’”  The table laughed.

Chapter 3
Migration,
2036-2065 A.D.

Most of young elite retained nominal executive power over the operation of their businesses.  As they settled down overseas, though, they became more like private men and enjoyed the leisure their new wealth afforded them. 

As they began settling down, they realized the extent of poverty in the world.  London, Greece, much of Italy, and Paris were run down by rioting.  Much of the European countryside was occupied by poor young radicals.  Yet, with the help of their acquaintances in state positions, they secured portions of land (often with military force) on which to live in privacy.  For a long time, Sir Bird and May Broom lived in Versailles, where the private man insisted on being reserved to his books and letters.  Sir Bird was enamored with the romanticism of writing letters and never touched an iPhoneX or anything managed by Sunshine Belt Technologies and their “invisible signals.”  Bird didn’t venture out much and May would often get bored with his shtick and explore, sometimes for days at a time, in the surrounding towns.  

The bookshelf in Sir Bird’s study ran along an entire wall, with a break in the middle that contained a painting whose artist was unknown to the gentleman, but whose price tag ran seven figures at the time he acquired it.  The books were almost all of economic theory, early American journals, and some literature that he kept only for conversation’s sake.  (However, those types of books gathered dust in the corners of the shelves since he rarely entertained visitors.)  His letters to his friends were his main concern, and though they corresponded regularly, many of them were content with their respective private lives.

In between pen strokes, Sir Bird entertained his vast collection of champagnes and cognacs, which he became more familiar with as he maneuvered France’s upper class.  Bird’s sporadic visitors would often bring by a grande champagne, and, though rare occasions, Sir Bird would entertain his guests to the fullest of his ability.  Surely, to entertain to the half of his ability would be a night even his most illustrious guests would remember for years.  In respect, Sir Bird would store their bottled gifts in his cellar and reciprocate them with one of his own fine champagnes.  His father, after all, had on many occasions professed: “The comfort of your guests is paramount.”

But guests were infrequent and Bird would enjoy his collection alone by old American newspapers and a fresh pipe of D’Urberville’s private tobacco selection (which he would receive from time to time in his packages).  May had become a sort of fleeting presence, tended to when needed, but rarely seen.  Sometimes he’d see her passing by his study on her way out.  Such conversations generally went like this:

“Where are you going?” he’d say, his words slipping up as they stammered over his wet lips.

“Out.  Would you like to come?”

“You are such a busybody; why don’t you ever stay in?”

She would come into the room as if on a cloud.  “Oh John, have you been around?  These gardens.  The country.  It’s gorgeous.  We need to go out like we used to.”

“And just where do you go anyway?  Not Paris, I hope.  There’s a reason we’re on this compound.  We don’t pay these guards to let you go out and get yourself raped.”

May’s cloud would inevitably become heavy with rain. “And what if I did.  I wouldn’t wear my jewelry.  They’re people, John; they’re not animals.  If anything, your types are the reason they’re violent.  And not even that—they’re serene and humble most of the time.  It’s refreshing to be around them.”

“I’ll tell you what’s refreshing,” he would say wetting his lips with the brandy.

“Oh, right, of course: your liquors.  You’re always drinking your ambition away cooped up in this stuffy room, your alcoholic’s cave.”

Sir Bird would muster himself off his ass at this point.  “Alcoholic?  Sheeple are alcoholics, May.  Your beautiful Parisians are alcoholics.  Middle America is a pit of drunks!  Only the likes of scum who drink whiskey, beer, and cheap wine can be alcoholic.  This is a thirty-five year old brandy, my dear.  I am a connoisseur.”  He would rock where he stood with his glass in hand and a cheesy grin.

May would leave and Bird would slap the air in front of him or give the door just slammed closed the middle finger.  That’s the way it went.

Some days, he would cut her a break though.  Their chauffeured Bugatti could reach 240 on the empty country roads, and even then, they had to pick their course carefully.  Overflow from Paris forced vagabonds and radicals into country societies.  “Like old New York,” he’d think.  “Oh, how the mighty have fallen.”

The couple would venture out and sail in the Seine or the Loir; the Loir was May’s favorite.  On a good outing, May would beg that they throw all their clothes into the river, pick up a second-hand tweed jacket for Bird and a cotton dress for herself and go into Paris.  Sure as Versailles was the last secure public compound in the world, Bird would always reject going into the claustrophobic city.  Just being outside was enough; even then, poor were always within arm’s reach.

One peaceful evening while fishing on the Loir River with a Krug and a jar of caviar, Bird proposed to May with a 12.69 karat raw yellow diamond (directly from a close friend’s South African mine).  He was a bit sedated at the time, though he had been carrying around the rock for weeks deciding on the perfect moment.  It was shortly after he and May had left the States that he decided to stabilize their relationship (and as a side bonus, incrementally increase his wealth by acquiring the spawn of Kennedys).  Even without her ancestry, there was no other more perfect example of the Grand Old Race—blue-eyed blonde—that he could imagine.  His father would have been proud, he thought, as he lay back in the boat, his fishing pole between his legs, and pulled out the imposing stone: “May, will you marry me?”

She balked at this with a surprised smile and a shuddering laugh: “John, no.”

During her extensive outings, May had fallen in love with a Parisian.  He was a strong-jawed worker, but by occupation, as May described, he was a poet.

Bird scanned away from May’s wide, sympathetic eyes. His face stayed calm as the river’s countenance and distant as the purple horizon.  He held an expression as placid as the river’s mere façade as all of this sudden information crashed like waves into him, as if he were a poor fish being helplessly rocked by the tides.

But he was a Bird.  And as such, he turned his attention to the fish in the serene pond, unbeknownst to them that they would soon be killed and fried for the sake of the man’s hunger.  He did not talk to May the duration of the evening.

Sir Bird left her in Versailles the next day.

He set off one morning in spring 2040.  His heart was full of that which hearts oft forbid, his mind ablaze with rancor and disgust, only fueled by the decrepit state of the cities that once held riches and status brimming over like the bubbles of his finest champagne.  Athens!  Istanbul!  Paris!  London!  His darling New York!  All to shit.  Yet in willful disregard, his heart onward tugged like balloons, never balking at what they called their fate, and not knowing why, keep muttering ‘away!’  Away he went, his finite self awash on the infinite sea of the poor—lowest species in all the world—in search of those fluctuating and obscure delights, none of which ever had a name.

Sir Bird lived for a month or two at a time on the various properties that belonged in the Bird Estate.  It was a sort of getting to know his past, as it were, since he had of late lived exclusively in New York.  The properties’ upkeep was managed by crews of workers in their respective locations, paid in living arrangements and personal accommodations to the end that it allowed them to continue living so that they could manage the properties.  Of course, the workers did not live in the Bird property itself; they had private quarters some distance from the main house.  They, in effect, were a part of the estate and were passed down to Sir Bird after his father’s death.  Beside the sixty-seven private properties across the world, the Bird Estate included fifteen hundred personal workers.  

They were stock to Bird, the likes of sheeple, ponys and cattle, who may or may not be integral to the function of a nation—that’s a political argument—but are nonetheless unfit to be acknowledged as such, whatever the case may be.  He made a point to avoid contact with the help whenever he was in-house.  His breakfast, lunch, and dinner may as well have materialized out of thin air right before his eyes as he sat at the dining table.  He was not as disgusted with these poor as he would be with other sheeple, only because, he thought, of the good nature of his father to groom and tend to his livestock.  As was previously mentioned, he let them do their duties when he was in house, and likewise, they appeared to avoid him as necessary.

It was not merely an affect of obsessive nature that continuously drove Sir Bird from house to house.  It was, he presumed, a boredom with it all.  He smoked, drank, and wrote as he had likewise done in Versailles, but the houses that now belonged to him did not provide the kind of pleasantry he had known.  In Versailles, he had enjoyed the life of leisure.  What was it that made it so pleasant, he thought.  What was different then, have I lost my youth?  He would go on like this over several bottles of cognac.  Yet at the end of such a grave soliloquy he would shrug and brush the unanswered question away till it fluttered back.

He though often of his father.  His father was constantly busy during his life.  He did it, however, to provide a life of leisure for his son.  For what other reason would he toil?  The domains of old humanity struggled to survive and propagate; they had only bone tools and houses of wet clay and such things.  For a long while they could not even straighten their backs.  And yet they spawned a species of men who could dig a great hole while seated at a desk, and who could connect with people across the world at the push of a button.  Those men of old, though stupid and poor, did not toil in vain.  In the same way, the old Bird toiled and the outcome was the illustrious Sir John Bird—a man born with wealth and leisure.  He did not have to work for it.  Isn’t that, after all what we were striving for all along?  To have it without working for it?  And what’s “it”?  It was once, say, a healthy immune system or the ability to process Calcium in the body.  Today, it’s a life of leisure.  Occupiers and Sheeple envy it because they are still homohabilis.  They’re mad that they did not evolve like Sir Bird.  True, not everybody gets the genetic material that separates the winners from the losers in the game of survival of the fittest.  It’s nature.  The poor, those attached to the land, will soon die off and only the birds of the world will remain.

Sir Bird, upon breaking away from his train of thoughts, often looked upon the female help for one reason or another.  He saw in them primordial sexual vigor.  He masturbated often.  And in the aftermath, as one balks at the greasy plate he’s just cleared, Bird felt immense self-disgust.  Should he propagate his species it can not be with such a low and base creature as a poor nigger wench.  Nigger, Niggerati, poor—they’re all the same.  He would look down at his seed, soiled upon a bed sheet or floating manically around in the toilet.  He would find a bit of satisfaction in both the afterglow and the knowledge that it was not at this very moment creating a new invaluable life.

Whether in relation to the issue of posterity or not, Sir Bird also found himself on the topic of his brothers.  His father made the right choice to cut them out of the estate.  Wald is making his private fortune anyway; Abel is not around to know that he has even been short-ended.  But, as Sir Bird would think lying upon his bed at the midday hour, that is also natural.  Not all of the offspring get the coveted genetic material.

He would then sit up in startle at this recurring observation: there has to be offspring for there to even exist any possibility of continuing the species.  Over and over, he attempted to put that concern aside for the moment, as if he’d left it in the bedside drawer of the last house.  But everywhere he went, the concern dawned on him like the inevitable sunrise.

The female help, as he moved from the eastern hemisphere back to the western, wherein he first took lodgings in two adjoining properties in Argentina, seemed to mock him with their lure.  They made no passes or acknowledgment of his domineering presence, yet they passively seemed to receive his lustful glances.  There is no place in this base world for a man the caliber of myself, he thought.  Evolution will eventually solve the problem, but even I have tempting needs.  I suppose I can only do away with them by consuming them, he thought, laughing at his own joke.  Sometimes he killed himself.  Yes, yes, eat the women, he thought in tears.  In the suggestive sense, first.  Then, to kill the feeling of self-disgust I would ultimately feel, I shall eat them in the literal sense.  He laughed to himself out loud, drawing much attention from the maids as he descended into the wine cellar.  After a while at the Argentine estate, this became an ordinary occurrence for the help.

Julian D’Urberville was living on an estate in Colombia; he and Bird had been exchanging video messages since Versailles.  The last message sent to D’Urberville, while Bird was in Argentine, was a short one:

Something new…something new…let me out this wretched guise.

[call ended. 00.00.05min. 11:56pm. 7-30-64]

D’Urberville surely wondered what to make of it.  He responded, dressed in a silk robe; it was dark in what seemed to be his loft:

John, come to Bogota.  I have a safe place here.  The only kind of wretched scum you’ll come across are those with accounts like ours.  And your run-of-the-mill sluts.  The girls are gorgeous; the food’s exquisite (sniffle).  You won’t be in harm; Noel and I have been working with the cartels.  Weapons, et cetera, so they won’t interfere with good business.  Come.  It’s been decades old friend.  (sniffle)

[call ended.  00.00.46min. 2:24am. 7-31-64]

Was Bird so distraught?  Had he almost brought his friend to tears?  He looked in the mirror at himself when he awoke the next morning, after seeing the message.  It was the same stud he saw in the Harvard townhouse mirrors.  Some wrinkles had managed to corrode the edges of his lips and eyes; there are always some wrinkles the cream doesn’t get.  His hair, though, was combed back jet black, just like that young stud.  His blue eyes shimmered with ripples like the reaction of a pond from which a duck just had departed.  He was the same Bird.  Only should he fall to the depths of such lunacy that he ripped his perfect hair our, gouged out his eyes, and lacerated himself, would he stop being a man of culture.  Not even fucking a brown trollop would take away his status, he resolved.  What was he so worried about? 

He packed nothing.  He said nothing.  He left the help to toil his ground in his absence as they had done before.  Sad creatures.

“We can have a lomo al trapo.  It’s just beef tenderloin, but it’s very good,” D’Urberville said lying back on his sofa.  The position of his silk robe was almost scandalous, but it had been made clear that scandal had no muscle in Bogota.  The embroidered-gold box of cocaina pura on his ottoman would have attracted a virgin’s blush more quickly anyway.  That is, of course, if there remained any virgins in the city.

“Boring,” said Bird.

D’Urberville jolted his head toward Bird.  “You’ve never tried it.”  He swung his feet to the floor and straightened himself upon the edge of his seat, cracking his neck in a violent way.

“And yet I find it bland.  I taste it’s mediocrity from here,” he smiled.

“You are a sad sack,” D’Urberville clapped.  He picked up the box and offered it to Bird. 

Bird shooed it.  “No, no, I’ve done that, too.”

D’Urberville dropped the box back to the ottoman, knocking out some of the white power.  He brushed it off.  “Did you see what I just did?” he laughed.  “There’s probably fifty grand worth of coke in this carpet.”  He looked around.  “Plus the carpet itself is sixth century Persian.  I could take out all of my personal papers and sell just this room alone for twenty million dollars.”

His joke did not elicit any type of joy on his friend’s face.  

“Well, what are you going to do, huh,” he said laying back down.  “You can do what I do and enjoy the finest things you’ve come across.  I love it here.  The women, like I said.  The food.  The business is great.  And all of the coke I want.  I could die here.  I probably will.”

“You’re happy,” said Bird.

“Fuck yeah.”

He swung his leg over the arm rest.  “I, however, am remised.  I know there’s something else.  Something new.  But I traveled the entire world and found the same old shit.  You’re basically in the same place as me.  You could die.  I could die now; why not?  Release me from this boring decadence.”

“Amen,” D’Urberville said.  “You sound like a true poet.”

“The last frontier is death.  That’s the last experience—” he cut himself off, assuming that natural look one wears when aching to say more.

D’Urberville gazed at his box, sniffing.

“We should eat somebody.  A whore.  Anyone.”  

D’Urberville looked up at him, more wide-eyed that he had been.

“It doesn’t have to be our death.  Not yet.”

He stared a Bird longer, then turned his gaze to the ceiling.  He swung his feet back around and sat on the edge of the sofa.

He started slowly:  “I think you’re losing it… I can’t say I’ve ever come to that conclusion about anything.  I’ve, I’ve thought suicide…”  He stopped.

“You’re just content.  You need to live.  You can.  We can.  We’re rich!”

“Being rich doesn’t mean being fucking crazy, John.  We’re not eccentrics.  Millionaires are eccentrics.  You don’t just go around murdering.  And I would think its funny, but I know you’re serious.  You’re losing it.  I saw it in your messages.  You left May.  God—May.  And walked around the globe alone, because you could.  You left a beautiful girl.”

Bird was silent.

“She’s come here a few times.  That husband of hers—”

Bird eyes ignited in their dark corner.

“—He’s nothing like you, and yet they’re perfect together.  He’s come here and we’ve written poetry together.  He’s painted me.  You come here and ask me to murder, because you’re bored.”  He swayed, then flopped back in his sofa with his arms out.  “I’m sorry, old friend.  It’s the coke speaking.”

D’Urberville later realized that he was alone in the room, a dark, dark room, only lit by the sofa-side lamp.  He felt as if some winged thing had come into his study and blown his papers around with the gust of its wings.  The coke must be taking a toll on him, he thought.  He seemed to be hearing things.  Again and again, there seemed to be some rapping in the downstairs halls.  “Tis some visitor,” he muttered, “tapping at my chamber door—only this, and nothing more.”  He must be losing his mind.

Sir Bird called in a plane outside of Bogota in a hot, yellow-grassed clearing in the midst of a forest.  His suit was dirty and ripped and he was getting blood on his watch as he made the call.  The plane wouldn’t take more than ten minutes, so he called Boyle to tell him.

“Hello,” the voice came in over the watch.

“Boyle, old boy, it’s Bird.”

“Oh, hey.  Where have you been all this time?  How have you been?”

“You’ll soon be indulged, fellow, I need your coordinates, I’m flying out to you.”

“Wow, well, this is certainly a surprise.  Why, might I ask?”

“I’ve got a proposition.  Is it a problem, buddy?”

“No, no, no, not at all.  I’m living off the coast of California, an island about 90 miles from the coast near the Frisco Ruins.  I’m sorry; I don’t know the exact flight coordinates.”

“No problem, we’ll figure.  I hope this is okay, I just want to see you.”

“No, no problem at all.”

“Good to hear it, old buddy.  See you in thirty minutes.”

Flight.

The island was only about twenty thousand acres.  There were five grand estates on it, Boyle living in the northern-most house by the beach.  The other four were never or very rarely occupied, though they were completely furnished.  This largely unknown plot of land was developed shortly after it broke off of the coast of California in 2027.  The Boyles and the Birds put up equal capital for the estates to be built.  The Senior Boyle lived there from time to time, but old Mort Bird rented his share out year-round.  It was too close to Cattle culture for him.

Sir Bird landed in a grassy clearing around midday during a sweltering August heat.  Stepping out of the jet, his dirty, crusted shirt sticking to his back and his jacket sleeves feeling two sizes too tight, Bird saw his old friend’s homely three-pieced figure making his way toward him.  Boyle stopped just outside of the grass-circle the jet had made.  Bird walked tenderly, feeling his heart rate rise with each step.  At only twenty feet’s distance Boyle said with a grin, “You look like shit.”

 Bird shown his yellowing teeth and gave Boyle a numbing handshake.

“Let’s get you out of that suit,” Boyle said.

“And then we talk some business.”

A pony brought the two men champagne on Boyle’s veranda.  The view of the ocean was salty and bland.  Sir Bird rubbed his palm on the crisp silk pants and fingered the crease along his knee as he watched the pony retreat back into the house.

“Can you believe they’re only ninety miles away?” said Boyle.

Bird sipped half the contents from his glass.  “Who?”

“Culture.  Everyone.”

Bird squinted his eyes across the short beach.  “It’s not far enough.”  He saw Boyle’s studious gaze out of the corner of his eye.

Boyle looked out again.  “Maybe.”  He turned his attention back to Bird.  “I’ve just been thinking about how close we really are.  I’ve been here for ten, twelve years.  No one has bothered me.  I don’t really see anyone like I did living on the mainland.  There was always talk of Occupiers just out of arms reach.  Sheeple all around.  Now, it’s like, I’m still the same distance from all of them, but it’s still just a boat ride away.  I could be in a bar with sheeple in ten minutes.  And yet they have no idea that I’m right here.”

Bird finished his glass.  “It’s pretty sad that we—you and me—are still so close to them.”

Boyle chucked up a dry laugh.  “John, I would have thought you’d be feeling the same way after all these years in,” he thought, “exile.”

“No.  No, exile was a blessing.”

Boyle slurped his bittersweet cocktail.  “I don’t feel that way anymore.”

Bird shook his head as if to a voice in his mind.

“Sometimes I want to be in a bar with sheeple and cattle.  I want to be near their souls, I guess you could say.  I guess I want to be with, I suppose you’d call them, my fellow men.  At least with the time I have left.”

“You can’t,” said Bird.

Boyle gave another dry laugh and a sip.  “And why is that?”

“They’re not your fellow men.”  Bird turned his body fully toward Boyle on the other side of the table.  He put his elbows up and leaned in.  “It’s simple.  I’ve realized—we’re better.  You and me.  The old Harvard crew.  We’re just better than the poor.  It’s like we’re not even the same species.”  Boyle kept his eyes fixed on Bird.  “I mean, look at us, and look at them.  They struggle towards no end except to die.  They work and work and for what?  Cattle—they farm and sweat in the sun, and all it’s for is to send their work off to our corporations in exchange for a little piece of change.  And they’re not even satisfied with that.  They’re like dogs.  They’re base.  Now look at you.  And me, here.  Look at how we live.”  Bird gazed around at the setting.  “It’s like somewhere along the way our species split in evolution, like the monkeys who evolved into homosapiens and the monkeys who stayed as monkeys.  Sheeple and Occupies—all the poor—are monkeys and we’re the next level in human evolution.  Wealth and genetics are one in the same, it seems.  We were born this way, as a better species.  We carry this kind of status-genus that we got from our fathers and our fathers got it from their fathers.  Sure, a straight-headed man can become rich with hard work, but true wealth—the stuff of leisure—runs in the family, like light blue eyes.  Sheeple will never be like us.”

Boyle lowered his eyes.  “I hear you.  I know it’s true.  I can’t help but know.  But sometimes I have moments of empathy.  I see them so angry.  They’ve been so angry for so long.  It makes me feel like I’m doing wrong.”

“Sure,” said Bird.  “I feel empathy when I see a mangled dog.  But that doesn’t mean I lie down with him.  Maybe you’re right.  Let’s just say your right, and we are doing wrong for being wealthy, for being men of status.  What are we going to do about it?  Huh?  Give all of our wealth away.  Just give away everything our fathers have worked for?  Does that make sense?  Does is make sense for the homosapien to tear his own brain out because he’s sad for the little homoerectus who can’t think like him?  You could say it’s kind of extreme to disdain sheeple because they’re poor.  But really, Boyle, that’s all there is too it.  They were born into bad genes.  Should I pick the homoerectus over the homosapien because the former is pitiful?  No.  And really, Boyle, it’s just like that.  We’re the next stage in human development.  A new family, a new genus, so why should I pity or toil with an inferior species?  They’re homoerectus and we’re homosapien.  They’re the mackerel and we’re the birds of the world.”

Boyle took a deep sigh, and then laughed like he was brushing off an insult.  “I don’t know about you Bird.  You have it too figured out.”  He pushed a smile out of the corner of his lips.  “I can’t say you’re wrong but I can’t say your right.”

“I’ve always been a trendsetter,” Bird grinned.

“True.  But you may be losing it.”

Bird laughed like did when he watched How I Met Your Mother back in the dorms.  “All the trendsetters were a little bit crazy.  Darwin, Van Gogh.  There are some others. That Nietzsche fellow.”

Boyle downed the last of his champagne.  “Well, crazy or not, I’m glad you’re here.  It’s good to see old friends.”

“Yes, it sure is.  I just saw Julian.  He’s going a little crazy too, but it was good to see him, anyway.  We should all get together again.  The old Harvard crew.  I think it’ll put things into perspective for you to be with people who are the same as yourself.  We should have a big dinner like we used to.  We should have the most outrageous dinner party we’ve ever had.”

Boyle opened his mouth then stopped like the enormity of his words couldn’t fit through his teeth.  “Yeah,” he finally got out.  He had a look of epiphany on his face.  “Yeah.”

“Huge,” said Boyle.  “With the best entrees you or I have ever seen.  It has to be something completely new and amazing.  It could be the last great party.”

Boyle laughed, “But what have we not tried yet?”

Bird laughed and reclined in his chair.  “Do you have a cigarette?” he asked.

Boyle rolled his eyes upward in thought, and then patted his shirt pockets.  He pulled out a case containing D’Urberville’s special blend and handed one to his friend.  He reached into his pant-pocket pulling out a gold lighter and pushed it across the table.  Bird flicked the flint and let the flame linger on the fresh tobacco.  He inhaled and puffed.

“You’ve been so inviting,” Bird said.  “This is how friends should treat each other.  My father always said, ‘the comfort of your guests is paramount.’”

“Well, that’s what friends do,” said Boyle.

“You know, I would like to return the favor.  I know my father had renovated some of the houses on this island.  I’d like to host the party.  I’ll shack up in one of the old mansions and have the help cook the greatest meal we’ll ever have.”

Boyle rubbed his chin.  “Hmm, that would be nice.  You used to throw the nicest functions back in college.  That would be great.”

“Yes, I’ll need some time, of course, to get settled in here and to get acquainted with the help.”

“Of course.”

“But around, hmm, early October, we should sit down and send word to all of the old buddies.  It’ll be really nice, I think.”

“Yes, yes, definitely.  Are you going to invite May, also?”

“Oh, of course.  We have history.  It will be well to see her again.”

Boyle chuckled to himself under his breath.

“What?” asked Bird.

“I don’t know, John.  It’s good that you don’t hold any grudges against her.”

“Oh, of course not.  And that lovely husband of hers is more that welcome.  I’m sure he has that savory personality I hear about.”

“Yes, he’s nice.”

Bird puffed some more in thought.  “This party should be several days long.  With many, many different entrees and hors d’oeuvres.  And our guests can stay in the other mansions.  It’s perfect.”

“You know, John, with all your talk about continuing this new species, I’m surprised you didn’t come here with a pretty woman and a kid.  I mean, if you invite May, I hope you aren’t thinking about making any moves.”

“No,” Bird laughed, “That period is over.  She’s a friend; this is the time for old friends,” he smiled.  “And anyway, if I were going to make any move, it would be on that husband of hers—what’s his name again?—Pierre!  I’ve heard he’s quite the specimen.”

The two friends laughed.  “Quite,” said Boyle.

“Yeah.  I have time, you know, to secure an heir and everything.  But right now, I don’t think is the time.”

“Sure.”

The two old buddies sat on the veranda for some time afterward telling old stories.  They parted ways early in the morning, at which time Boyle went to bed and Bird took one of the cars back to his father’s old house.  He called in some of his things from various estates and began making the place homely.  He got aquatinted with the help here significantly more so than at his other properties.  His conversation with Boyle that first day got him thinking more and more about the disparities between him and the very people that worked for him.  Every couple of days, they’d exchange verandas on which they’d sit, smoke and talk.  They’d talk about clothes, women, and champagne.  They talked about old college secrets like Jocelyn Reed.

“You fucked Jocelyn?” Bird screamed one night in drunk hysterics.  The two men were almost rolling on the flood of Bird’s study.

“You have no idea,” Boyle said between yelps of laugher.  “I saw her almost every day since I had Bio and Chem with her.  I must have sized her up a million times.  She had the best tits, oh man.”

They laughed and laughed into the salty night through the open window.  Between laughs Sir Bird was always conscious of the pony-servants and hired helpers that passed by the open door as they went about their work in the house.  

Drawing back to the conversation, Bird thought it was funny how Boyle always sized up girls before he fucked them.  I always just took what I wanted, Bird thought but didn’t say aloud.  He was always the alpha dog in that group.  He, Boyle, Donahue and the rest of the guys would sometimes go to the parties in May’s townhouse and Bird would be the one to pull three, four girls a night—all under May’s nose.  Sometimes, the crew would go to the Brooks Brother’s that was just two blocks from the compound (police were so prominent in Cambridge that Occupiers and other troublemakers were scarce).  At the Brooks Brother’s, Boyle was usually the one to size up a three-piece suit for twenty to thirty minutes, and then not even decide he wanted it, while Bird pulled ties and button-downs from the shelves after deciding he wanted them after glancing at them for a split second.  They would go to that particular department store weekend after weekend and Boyle would still be deciding on the same suit, they laughed.  He was always like that.  Bird used to sneer at how people would look at a coat three times before they’d buy it, though Bird was now starting to develop that same kind of reserve.  You might look at a girl three times before you fuck her, like Jocelyn Reed; yet as he continued to live in the house, Sir Bird was finding himself more concerned with these same types of questions.  With the same youthful lust that consumed Boyle in Biology class, Sir Bird watched the help as they toiled naively from day to day.  

Chapter 4
The Autumn of the Bourgeoisie,
2065 A.D.

The Petermans had not introduced themselves as the most authoritative members of the help.  It nevertheless danced across Sir Bird’s mind that there was something peculiar about these ponies.  As September began, he watched them consulting the few other ponies that worked around the southern properties.  There were a couple others, but they were rarely seen and surely not as integral to the function of the estate; the Petermans appeared to be constantly busy tending to all of the property maintenance.  John Peterman was a light-skinned pony, tall and lanky and who had a strange air of distinguish.  That, and the striking similarity of the help’s first name to his own almost unleashed Sir Bird’s disdain, but he knew that his father must have had some good reason for hiring the man.  And of course, it would have been unwise to bite the hand that feeds him; so Sir Bird swallowed his pride for the time, or at least put it under his tongue.

Wendy Peterman was a dark-skinned pony.  She did much of the cooking, washing and cleaning while her husband tended to the garden, the livestock and did most of the heavy-lifting.  It was a funny thing to watch: livestock tending livestock.

The Petermans were the help most active within the house, so it was by mid-September that Sir Bird decided to call them into the kitchen for a meeting.  It was a brisk morning; he went out on the veranda where the wench was lollygagging, looking out into the back yard where, hopefully, her husband was out doing some work.

Sir Bird searched for the words.  He had never called on them, and now, he was considering whether they were called the Petermans or the Petermen.  He watched the wench as she stood with her elbows on the rail, smoking; she hadn’t noticed his presence yet.  Her hips shifted position in her cotton dress as if she were anxious about something.  Under the coarse white fabric, there was a smooth bottom like a polished ebony figurine.  Bird watched her for some time, and decided that what they were called was inconsequential.

“Peterman,” he said.

The wench, with a startle, jolted around, stomping out her cigarette.  “Yes, Sir Bird.”

“Where’s that husband of yours.”

Fidgeting her little hands and looking back out over the field she said, “Over yonder.  Plucking chickens.”

“Get him and come inside.  We have plans to…plan.”  He lingered on her a little longer.  Her eyes were as brown like the lids surrounding them.  He almost started scanning down her nose to her soft lips.  “Well!”

The wench, an easily startled creature it seemed, hopped up and scurried off into the field in search of her husband.

In the kitchen, the wench and Peterman stood swaying back and forth, jolting their eyes around like outcasts at a high society party.  Peterman was as tall as Sir Bird and could look him in the eye if he kept his pupils still.  “You can sit,” said Bird.  The two ponies sat on the barstools around the kitchen island.  Sir Bird began to speak, then, with a close of his mouth and a reposition of his stance, changed his discursive direction.  “How long have you been here?”

The ponies looked at each other.  Peterman spoke up: “What do you mean by that?”

“I mean, how long have you been working on this island?  Where are you from?”

Peterman shot his wife another perplexed look.  “Well, sir, I was born in Trinidad.  But your father brought me to America to work under another woman on one of his estates.  I mean, supposedly, I’ve always worked for him.  Was born, like I said, in the Caribbean, on his sugar plantation.  But in the states I worked on his properties and then I came to this island when he was building this here estate.  And my wife here came here later, also as a worker. We got married here, umm…”

“You don’t know what family you come from?” Bird interrupted.

“Not particularly.  It wasn’t a Trinidad family.  I’m sure too light,” he laughed.  “I don’t have their features.  According to my boss—your dear dad—it never really concerned me.”

Sir Bird scratched his neck.  “I was just wondering.  Not that it’s any concern of yours.  You people just strike me as strange.”

Unsure if he should feel offended or otherwise, Peterman did not know where to focus his eyes.

“Anyway,” said Bird, “You will both be very busy for the next month.  I will be having a gathering, a party, here in early October.  Over the next three weeks, I’ll be giving you a list of tasks to complete at the beginning of the day.  I hope it’s in your capacity to follow orders.”  He paused.  “I actually thought there was more to say.  But I suppose that’s about it for now.  Report to me tomorrow morning at seven and every day after that.  You’re dismissed.”

Still lost in bewilderment, the Petermans awkwardly got up and left; Bird watched them walk out, the male’s bulging muscles shifting through the back of his shirt and the female’s curves dancing.  Then they were out of sight.  The private man then continued to lean against the counter, looking at his shoes.  Those five disconnected seconds he watched them leaving, he mused, were quite possibly more informative than the preceding conversation.

Throughout September, the Petermans were loaded with tasks that often rolled over onto the list for the next day.  Still, save the ten or fifteen minutes Bird saw them every morning, they were mostly out of his way.  During one of his brunches, he declared to Boyle, “These are a rare breed of ponies.  They work without complaint and take anything that’s thrown at them with doo-diligence.  I guess dad sure knew how to pick them.” During these middle-month days, the two private men began preparing recorded video messages to send to the party members as invitations.  Noon of October the fifth was the set date by which folks were scheduled to arrive.  By September 18^th, the list was finalized: a positive RSVP from Noel Gallagher, James Donahue, Bernie Arnold, Vishnu Mittel, Duke Wall, Julian D’Urberville, of course, May Broom and not to mention the most anticipated Pierre…Something.

As the days grew shorter, the help came to their daily meetings with Sir Bird with less and less enthusiasm (if indeed that was the right word for their feeling in the first place).  The male’s posture was crippling, and the female’s eyes were looking dull and dry.  Their reverence had diminished, and Bird couldn’t decide if that was tragic or reassuring.

On the first of October, Sir Bird walked into the kitchen to see the two pitiful ponies crouched at his table.

“You’re looking weak,” he said.  “What’s the matter?”  His voice could not have been mistaken for empathy.

“Nothing, sir,” said Peterman.  “It’s just getting to be a bit much.  It’s a good thing the event is just some days away.”  He gave a smile.

Taken aback, Sir Bird walked slowly over to the pony.  His eyes turned Peterman’s content face into one resembling that of a neglected pup.  He leaned down but three inched from the pony’s nose and spoke with a tone that would have turned running water to ice: “What did you just say?  Are you telling me that once my guests arrive, you are going to stop working?  Who do you think you are?”

Peterman started trembling.

“You will work as long as I tell you to, as hard as I say you need to.  And I thought you ponies were a strong type.”  He whipped a piece of paper out of his back pocket and tossed it on table in front of the wench.  He backed off and left the room with the two frightened ponies still sitting at the island.

“Sometimes you have to be stern,” Bird said to Boyle over lunch later in the day.  “Ponies or not, the poor have to be gripped like a horse.  You give them a little slack—you be nice one day—and they’ll run with it a mile.”

Boyle stuffed his mouth with pasta.

“And when they’re not useful anymore alive, you cut your losses.”

“What?” Boyle spat.

“Huh?” Bird said in a daze.

“Oh,” said Boyle, brushing off what he thought he had heard, and he continued to load up his fork.  Boyle had become aware of moments like these, Sir Bird’s stints of introspective psychosis, wherein he would speak ecstatically and laugh to himself.  Boyle didn’t know exactly what to make of this and more often than not he dismissed it.

October the second, third and fourth, Sir Bird began to drink heavily and smoke more often.  Boyle had become preoccupied with managing the staff of the guest mansions in preparation for the forthcoming guests, and was almost completely out of Bird’s way.  The ponies began to arrive later and later to their morning meetings, until a point on the fifth of October when they did not come in to meet at all.  On this day on which the first of the guests, James Donahue, was due to touch down at noon, Sir Bird was due to finalize the menu for the next five days.  Neither the wench nor her husband had arrived by 7:30, the wench’s absence being a more imposing matter since she would be doing the cooking.  Sir Bird paced the kitchen floor feeling his chest heat up as the cognac bottle on the table diminished at a similar rate.  At 7:55, he called Boyle:

“Boyle?”

“What is it, Bird?  Make it quick.”

“Dinner preparations need to be made and the help needs to be whipped into shape, so don’t be alarmed if I don’t make it to see Donahue and the others as they arrive.”

A pause on the other end indicated some nervous hesitation.  “Ok, Bird.  Just be courteous, you know.  Keep your priorities straight.”

“Of course, Boyle; the comfort of our guests is paramount.”  Bird hung up and left the kitchen, out the back door, towards the ponies’ cabin which was far down the estate.  

As he deliberately walked down the field, all of the thoughts he had mused and all of the scenarios he had considered during the past several years on his own all flooded his mind at once in the frenzy of his mental state.  His cold stare lifted and he began to grin with anticipation.  He laughed out loud as the cabin came into sight.  Quickly, he concealed his excitement as he came upon the door.  The leaves on the trees surrounding the cabin had turned to oranges, yellows and reds; fall was here.

The ponies’ wooden cabin door swung wide open and slammed against the wall.  Bird strode inside to see a sight that reassured him more than it angered him: the male was lying on the bed with his eyes closed; the wench was rocking back and forth in a chair beside the bed like an old bitch.  Upon seeing her master, she shot up and took a timid step towards Sir Bird.

“Sir,” she said, “I couldn’t—we couldn’t come in today.  My husband seems to have broken his back wrestling with the pigs.  He was working, you see, trying to prep them for slaughter and they got rowdy and he slipped and messed up his back.  I found him lying in the pen yesterday; I had to carry him back here.  I didn’t know what was going to happen so I had to watch over him.  He hasn’t been walking or talking.  He was working diligently just yesterday and now he’s had a terrible injury.  But the rest of the crew is preparing, sir—”

“Shut up.”  Sir Bird stepped toward the wench and looked at the male on the bed.  He had heard of Niggers losing their strength; at that point they were of no use, like an old horse.  “Get up,” he screamed at the petrified body; Peterman’s eyes shimmered blandly like stagnant water.  “You can’t get up?”  Sir Bird rubbed his hands over his face in apparent anguish and inhaled the dry wooden air of this claustrophobic cabin.  “We have work to do,” he screamed.  The wench, like a wide-eyed kitten under a cold stream of water, flopped down onto the bed.

“We just need a break,” she said almost in audibly.  “We haven’t had a day of rest in thirty days.”

Bird squatted down so that he could see the wench at eye level.  “No,” he said, “I need a break.  I have been busy since I’ve been here, and you all are now taking valuable time from me.”  He straightened himself back up and looked over at the man in the bed.  “It’s long overdue, Nigger, that I now take something of value from you.”  Sir Bird then grabbed the wench by the neck and pushed her into the center of the bed.  He climbed over Peterman’s still body, kneeing his stomach and groin, and snatched the wench’s weak cotton dress off, revealing the dark, milk-smooth mounds that they had been concealing.  Petrified, the wench stared at the ceiling as if it were the lid to her coffin while Sir Bird recklessly opened his pants and thrust his half-hard cock into her reluctant cunt.  He grabbed her breasts, soft as pig fat, and pinched her chocolate chip nipples.  He took her motionless lips in his and shoved his tongue down her neck.  He rode her as if he was the bull; he smirked at her stony face and at the likewise expression of the man he was riding her on top of.

He finished inside of her and then regained his composure, taking shallow breaths as he stood up again and fastened his pants.  He began to walk out, stopping at the entrance and turning around to the sprawled, naked woman who was still lost in complete disbelief.  “Be in the kitchen in half an hour.  Or this will not have been the thing you most regret today.”

The wench returned to the mansion in an emotional state that hung heavy above her like storm clouds, but that were too far up for her to grasp.  She began working out of a mechanical habit, but she was not completely conscious of her movements.  Following the orders on Sir Bird’s list with stoic countenance, she maneuvered the unrelenting kitchen.  The master of the house did not appear to be in when she arrived and he remained absent all morning.

When he returned, the wench was washing dishes, waiting for something to boil.  She heard the door open but she did not look up.  She kept her attention focused on the sudsy, steaming sink in front of her until a raw fleshy smell grabbed her attention and she was forced to look up at the source: Sir Bird standing in the doorway.  He was holding a burlap sack of freshly skinned meat.  She hurriedly turned her gaze back to the china in the sink.  Sir Bird walked over to the island table and plopped the meat down.  “Cook this for dinner this evening,” he said.  “You may not go back home tonight, you must finish cooking.  You have the list.”  He walked out of the room and the wench went back to scrubbing the grease out of an iron skillet.  Her eyes were so focused on her task, and her hands were working so fast that it looked as if she weren’t going to stop until the black iron itself had been rubbed from the skillet.  Her back towards him, Sir Bird eyed the wench with a contemptuous and sympathetic squint.  Then he left the kitchen to go meet the arrivals.

The party had settled into Boyle’s living room by the time Sir Bird entered, just beating the setting sun.  Pierre was sitting with his right hand on May’s knee on the couch.  Donahue, Duke Wall, and Noel Gallagher were conversing by the mini bar, the spherical one that closed up into a globe.  Mittel and Arnold were sitting in adjacent chairs to one side of the room, talking to a standing Boyle; and D’Urberville, from the likes of his fidgety mannerisms, was thinking about some absurd philosophy while gazing out the window at the orange-purple sunset.  Not pronouncing his arrival—he didn’t need to—Sir Bird walked over to the couple on the couch.  He stretched his arm out, saying, “It’s a pleasure to finally meet you, Pierre.”

Pierre rose with a pretty smile stretched between his sharp cheekbones.  “Same,” he said shaking hands.  May rose after him; she and Bird hugged at the collar and exchanged kisses on the cheek.

“Wonderful to see you beautiful people here together.  It will be a fine week,” Bird said to them.  He addressed Pierre specifically: “I look forward to enjoying you.”  Sir Bird then left them be and went to Boyle’s section.  “Mittel, Bernie,” he said shaking their hands.  “Welcome.”

“Everything in order, old boy?” Boyle asked.

“Sure, sure.  There’s a breathtaking meal in the works by the lovely cook, Mrs. Peterman.”

“She is wonderful, isn’t she?  I’ve had the pleasure of enjoying her pot roasted boar many a time.”

“Ah, tonight she’s cooking something none of us will forget.  A first meal to rule them all,” Bird said; he turned to Mittel and Arnold: “It’s to die for.”

Sir Bird moved through the crowd catching up with friends.  They toasted over and over and became sufficiently tipsy before they all migrated to Sir Bird’s mansion, where they gathered in the foyer before heading to the grand dining hall.

As dinner progressed, the wench sat in the kitchen having not eaten or gone home for the entire day.  Merry laughter and booming voices seeped in from the dining room as the party entered its third hour.  The wench rubbed her belly as the groaning of something sinful echoed from it; she looked at the clock.  It was eight in the evening and all of the entrees had been served, the last being Sir Bird’s dish.  Several cuts of the meat he’d prepped sat marinating on the stove top.  The wench rocked back and forth on her chair enduring the laugher of the company in the next room.  She heard traces of “Oh, Jon, this is delicious.  What is this?” and “Oh, I’ll never tell.  My own personal recipe,” and more laughs.  This didn’t upset her; she just rocked back and forth rubbing her belly.  She later decided, after refilling his glass seven times, that Sir Bird was inebriated enough for her to have her own evening meal.  She helped herself to the savory bread pudding, a shrimp casserole, turkey with gravy, lima beans, and the meat that Sir Bird had brought back.  She started with the bread pudding because she knew it was her specialty.  She played with the sour notes and the creaminess contrasted with the savory pork.  She tasted the thyme, fresh thyme from the garden.  She added some of the turkey to her palate.  It was moist, cooked paper bag-style like her aunts had taught her decades ago.  She ate a bit of the shrimp casserole and lima beans.  The shrimp was all right.  Lima beans a little under-cooked, but that could easily be fixed for the next day’s meal.  She moved from the lima beans to eyeing the glazed, smoking cut of meat on her plate.  It was garnished beautifully, with rosemary and savory and sea salt.  She inhaled the aroma, notes of honey.  It was almost intoxicating.  She whiffed the sweet scent into her nose and her eyes lowered in ecstasy.  She started to drool and her body trembled like her center turned to ice.  She finally cradled the juicy tenderness between her lips.  The meat was like a moist, seasoned narcotic, warming the icy feeling in her body and sending tingles of gravy goodness all throughout her.  She shuddered as if she was having an orgasm; she couldn’t control her movements or groans of enjoyment.  As she felt the bite hit her stomach, she felt reverberating flavors echo behind her closed, chewing lips.  She swallowed the last of the gravy and opened her mouth to whatever god was above.

Presently, she pulled herself from the table.  She forced herself to make a plate for her husband, which she prepared with all of the sides and garnishings, yet she then felt the need to check on her master’s party; she wrapped it the food up in aluminum foil and set it in the oven.  She walked in short, quip movements with her hands crossed in front of her to the dining hall, finding the party in a state more alarming than her own.  If she herself had not tasted the meal they had just eaten, she would have thought they had all been involved in a narcotic-induced orgy of consumption.  All of these so-called “men of status” were all slouched in their chairs, eyes half closed, murmuring sweet nothings about how incredible the meat was.  They rubbed themselves like animals and gravy covered many of their faces.  The men’s ties and pants buttons were undone and even May’s undergarments were peaking out.  The wench stood at the doorway and clutched her belly as if something inside were kicking.  She whispered to herself, “This is some kind of devil’s food.”  She jerked her attention back to the kitchen, then back to the party, or rather, what was left of one.  Her eyes trembled on the scene as she lifted her hand to her mouth and licked her fingers.

The wench hurried back to the kitchen in a frenzy she couldn’t exactly explain, yet the urgency of whatever it was almost tripped her up on the threshold.  As she gathered herself, smelling the aroma of her husband’s plate, she looked up and saw, past the kitchen island, past the sink, out of the bay window, the beginning of a blizzard.  The purple-grey sky felled snowflakes the size of quarters.  The wench’s blanket of apathy momentarily lifted and she was petrified to consider the state of her crippled husband in this storm.  Shaking herself out of her stupor, she immediate rushed to the oven, grabbed the plate, and scattered out of the house clutching the neck of her dress, scramming over the veranda and out into the white, lightly covered field.  She walked the mile with the veracity of Bach’s string quartet and came upon her little cabin, its chimney crying black smoke.  Opening the door, she felt the warmth of the crackling fire, but no body to enjoy it.  She looked around the two rooms but could not find her husband.  The bed in the main room was neatly made.  Her heart was now beating faster than the snow fell.  “Gather yourself, Wendy,” she said to herself, “just take a deep breath.”  She set the plate down on the table and rested herself in the rocking chair.  Her belly full, she closed her eyes for a little bit.  Perhaps John had gotten better and gone out; he would surely be home any moment.

The same urge that woke her up from her sleep was the same feeling that disappointed her.  For when the scent of that sweet meat drove her awake, she was remised to see that there was no more meat on the plate.  The aluminum foil had been pulled off and nothing but those several cuts had been eaten.  Wendy looked around and saw that everything was the same as it had been.  Her husband didn’t appear to have come back.  She licked her lips in nervousness and tasted the sweet gravy.  Her mouth dropped in fear as she clasped her cheek.  Her hand got gravy all over her face.  She shot up from her chair in fear; she had never eaten a meal that was intended for her husband.  With her heart rate speeding back up, she jetted up from her seat and stormed out of the cabin, practically running back to the mansion through the pitch dark and raging blizzard.  She had completely forgotten the weather, but the worry now of how hungry her husband must be was a more imposing feeling than the fear of not knowing where her husband was at all.

She crashed though the back kitchen door and was almost shocked to death to see the entire party hovering in the middle of the room with trance-like faces and gravy on their lips.  Sir Bird squeezed through the crowd.  “Ah, wench!” he greeted her.  He wiped his mouth with the back of his sleeve.  “Wench, might you make us another batch of that delicious meat,” he smiled.

The wench looked out of the bay window rubbing her arms.  Through the cascading white sheet, she saw that it appeared to be past one o’clock in the morning.  She looked back at Sir Bird, who was jumping up and down in anxiety. 

“We need you to prepare another meal, Mrs. Wendy,” he said.

The wench was quiet.  “Sir Bird,” she murmured, “I can’t find my husband.”

The searing sting of the cold palm against the side of her face crippled the wench into a fetal position on the floor.  Sir Bird slapped her head again and kicked her.  “Cook the fuckin’ meat,” he screamed.  He reached down and grabbed her by her collar, hoisting her up.  “Cook, wench.”

The party left the kitchen and the wench forgot about what she was worried about before.  She dutifully prepared another course of the meat—just the meat.  By three o’clock in the morning she had another batch prepared and, saving two cuts for herself of course, she served the dish before the party.

Satisfied, but too full to venture far in the storm, the members of the party spread out among Sir Bird’s mansion, leaving their greasy plates and empty bottles behind in the soon emptied dining hall.  Sir Bird staggered to his bath and prepared his night clothes on the bed.  A silence more solemn than was present during his time alone in the mansion was now made itself apparent.  Out his bedroom window, he could see the snow beginning to absorb the low branches of the trees.  The chill from outside seemed to permeate his quarters, and Sir Bird momentarily stepped out to venture down the long hall in search of Boyle.  He checked all of the doors on either side of the hall.  There were many closets that he had forgotten existed.  Upon opening one door he saw Mittel sleeping soundly in all of his clothes; Bird quietly closed it back.  Upon the next door which opened up into a guest room, Sir Bird saw May and Pierre asleep in each other’s arms.  He hovered in the threshold for some time, swaying quietly in drunken stupor.  A bedside lamp was still on and he could see Pierre’s crisp snoring face.  He began to walk in, tip-toeing on the balls of his sock-covered feet, when he heard a whisper: “Bird.”  Bird poked his head back out of the door and saw Boyle standing at the end of the hall by the stair.  Bird looked back inside at Pierre, then he stepped out and closed the door.

“What are you doing at this hour,” Boyle whispered, his eyes half closed.

“I was going to turn that lamp off,” said Bird.  “But my room is—hic—lonely and cold.  Would you like to talk in my study for a bit?”

“Sure, I couldn’t sleep either,” Boyle said.  “I’ve been having the most disturbing dreams.”

“Come then,” Sir Bird said as he led Boyle to the floor below where his study was the first door on the left.

Boyle sat in the arm chair that stood in front of the grand mahogany desk while Bird removed his pants and lay down on the reclining sofa adjacent to it.  They sat in meditative silence for some time until:

Boyle said, “You quite outdid yourself this evening.”

Bird grumbled as the alcohol began working more effectively on his reclined body.  “Indeed.”

Boyle was hesitant to get out his next sentence: “It was so good that I’m almost afraid to ask what it was you had Mrs. Peterman prepare.”

“Indeed,” Bird said, his eyes now closed.

The wind through the treed whistled in through the window.

“It will be hard to top tomorrow,” Bird sighed.  “How does one top the most exotic delicacy in the world?”  It now seemed as though he was talking in his sleep.  “I remember a while back in Africa.  A long time ago, when my father was alive, he and I ventured into the jungles with nothing but a Jeep and a .44 Magnum revolver.  We were going to kill a rhino.  Their horns go for one hundred million on the Chinese black market.  Or they used to.  Anyway, it was a peculiar feeling.  We weren’t going to eat the thing; all we were killing it for was one practically useless part of its body.  And it wasn’t even us who were going to use it.  We were due to sell it for huge amounts of money.  The life of an innocent creature in exchange for millions of dollars.  The life of an innocent creature, taken by men who weren’t even going to use it, who were going to sell it across the world.  For what cause did it die?  The result of its murder was so far removed from it that it may as well have been killed for nothing.  It was the kind of dilemma that troubles a young boy.”  He sighed deeply again and the rises of his chest slowed.  “It’s like, you’re looking a living thing in its eyes before you slaughter it for personal gain.  It would trouble a man of any class.  If I weren’t with my own father, who had done this many times, I probably couldn’t have gone through with it.  It’s like deciding to buy a coat.  Naturally, you might look at a coat three times before you buy it…but how many times do you look at a man before you kill him?”  With that, Sir Bird fell sound asleep.

That night he had a dream.  He was sitting at a dinner table looking down at a plate, with a fork and knife in each hand.  On his plate lay Abel Bird’s body fried and covered in gravy, Waldo Bird—stark naked—and John Peterman.  Peterman was severed in two and his bottom half was missing.  Wald was the only competent person on the plate.

“Brother,” he said, “Have you returned for more?”

Bird was choked up and couldn’t get his words out.

Wald continued:  “Well, aren’t you going to eat me?  Aren’t you going to eat your brothers?  You’ve already started on one of us.”

“What?  What are you saying?”

“Be done with us, already,” Wald said.  “We’re at the bottom of the food chain.”

“What? No, no, not you.  Them,” Bird cried.

“Them who, John?”

“Them.”  Bird couldn’t say anything more.

“We are them, John,” Wald said.

“No,” Bird said, but he couldn’t let go of his utensils.

“Aren’t you the top of the food chain, John Peterman?  Didn’t you say that?” said Wald.

“Peterman?  Peterman is there on the plate,” said Bird.

“Him?” Wals said looking at the top half of the mulatto beside him, “No, this is John Andrew of the Birds, son of Mort Bird,” 

Confused, Bird looked up.  There was a mirror in front of him and in it he saw that his skin was as dark as John Peterman’s.

“Eat us, John; eat your brothers,” Wald smiled.  “As half or a whole as we may be!”

Sir Bird was shaken awake.  He looked around and saw that he was alone in his bedroom; no one else was present.  He timidly got out of his bed and saw that he was only dressed in his boxers and shirt.  As he walked to his closet to fetch his pants, he felt the burning in his stomach.  He felt the hunger—a growling hunger like no other.  He tried to dismiss it for the moment, pulling out a pair of pants and throwing them on.  He looked over at the clock on his dresser.  It was five forty-five in the afternoon.

Bird trampled downstairs wondering if the wench had prepared any breakfast—some eggs to pair with the meat, perhaps—but all throughout the house was quiet; the guests must have ventured back to their respective dwellings to rest more.

If only.  Upon entering the dining hall on his way to the kitchen, Sir Bird was almost shocked to death to see the entire party seated at the table: same clothes, same dirty faces, same dirty dishes.

“Wonderful, you’re here,” cried D’Urberville and Gallagher collectively.  The others’ spirits seemed to heighten as they straightened up in their chairs.

“We’re starving,” said Gallagher.

Boyle got up from his seat and started towards Bird.  “Old buddy, no one could get back to their places last night.  The snow has blocked all of the entrances.  We’re desperate and hungry.  Terribly hungry.  We need meat.”

“Okay,” Bird yelled.  He hadn’t planned what to do after he said it, but his father’s words entered his mind again: the comfort of your guests is paramount.

Presently, the wench appeared in the short walkway between the dining hall and the kitchen.  Bird pointed at her, prompting her to go back into the kitchen, and he walked after.  “I’ll be back,” he said to the party.  “Just keep your pants on.”

“Sir Bird,” the wench said when they got out of earshot.  “There’s no more meat.”

Bird stopped in his tracks.

“You musn’t have skinned it properly, with all due respect,” she said, turning to sit at one of the stools surrounding the island.  “My husband,” she mumbled to herself, “Has been alone in that cabin all night with no food.  What am I to do—?”

“Right,” Sir Bird said, beginning to pace the kitchen floor.  He passed the bay window which was obscured by snow.

“It’s so strange,” the wench said.  “It’s never, ever snowed here before.”

“Probably global warming,” Bird muttered.  He stopped pacing, his hand still pensively rubbing his chin.  Turning to the wench, he said, “Stay here and don’t budge until I return.”  He then left the kitchen.

Upon entering the dining hall again, his party eagerly awaiting his announcement, Sir Bird proclaimed, “Friends, no need to worry.  We will dine soon.  Lovely Mrs. Peterman is in the works right now.  I’d advise you all to disperse and occupy yourselves until I send word that the dinner is ready.”  Sir Bird then turned around and promptly exited the dining hall by way of the threshold he just came out of; he sprinted through the kitchen past the wench and ran up the back stair to his study.  The party, though expressively disappointed, got up and shuffled back to their quarters to wait.

Bird’s study, dry and cool like a cave, was the epicenter of the estate’s security system which broadcast twenty-four-hour footage of every square yard of the mansion and the surrounding property.  Naturally, the only thing the outdoor cameras were broadcasting was a screen of white snow, and the indoor cameras were broadcasting images of pacing people or empty rooms.  Sir Bird was studying the later of the images on his computer.  At his desk, in the dark, with the door locked, Sir Bird intensively studied Camera 99: the room May and Pierre were staying in.  The live feed read that it was 7:22 p.m.; May way laying on the bed fidgeting her toes and Pierre was at the desk, most likely scribbling some of his ridiculous poetry.  The audio feed was a bit extraneous for the time being since no one was talking; there was only the scribbling of pencil on paper.  Sir Bird waited.

The little bit of twilight that had shown through the study’s large window had now faded.  The only light source in the place was the iridescent hologram of the computer screen.  The forty-eight inch image being projected from the quarter-sized computer in front of him encompassed Sir Bird’s attention.  The top corner of the screen now read 8:40.  Bird touched the hologram screen and dragged his finger across it, thereby adjusting the view of the camera angle to see over Pierre’s shoulder.  He was still writing.  Sir Bird tapped the hologram to zoom in on Pierre’s paper.  The new, intimate image was blurry at first but instantly depixelated.  On Pierre’s paper read a poem of some sort, though it was obscured by an abundance of scribbled-out words and erasures.  Why would one bother with so archaic a method of recording, Bird thought; nevertheless, he ventured to put the words together:

What happens to the birds of old…
Who…waste—squander their seed and waste their gold
….fly so high that they forget
to find a …. and …………
For when it is all said and done,
they’re so far gone the birds of young;
a family—flock he did not bother….

What was written was bizarre and unintelligible to Sir Bird, yet his mind was soon drawn from it when heard heard May’s voice in the background.  He quickly zoomed the camera out to the pan the entire room.  May was on her feet at the foot of the bed, stretching.  “I’m going to chat with Boyle; perhaps he know what’s the source of John’s foolishness,” she said.  Pierre gave some grunts of acknowledgement and May left the room, off camera.  The sound of a door close sounded through Bird’s headphones.  Pierre was alone, unto himself and indulged in his writing.  Sir Bird promptly shut down the hologram screen—it disappeared back into the quarter-sized computer.  For a moment, though, he sat still in his chair.  He knew not what occupied his mind but it compelled him to stay seated.  He almost felt his mind go completely blank, as dark as the room, as a result of not knowing what to do now.  The four walls surrounding him were obscured by darkness.  Across the floor from him, the door to his study was marked only by the thin rectangle of light from the hallway that shown behind it.  People existed outside of that door; grave decisions needed to be made; but only Bird existed in this room.  He basked in the darkness, contemplating the absence of status, decisions or consequences, letting his mind abstract until it felt as though it transcended the boundaries of his skull and the darkness inside of his head seeped into the darkness of the room.  Sir Bird had been alone for so long that it almost seemed as though his mind was his world.  Yet contact with the concreteness of the people he once called his friends alerted him to their imperfect situation.  It alerted him to his own feeling of imperfection.  Had he been living in the abstract for all these years?  Had he been a resident of his own mind?  He had not interacted with a real person since he left May.  Had he been a man in a dark room for twenty years?  What will happen when he leaves the room?  What happens when the private man confronts the public?  How will he satisfy them?  He could stay cooped up in the dark, but a real world decision has to be made.  The people want action; the people want meat.  And he, Sir Bird, has to do something about it.  He can’t stay in the dark.  The time has come.  The distance from Sir Bird to the door felt like an immeasurable distance across the room between a man and his last great accomplishment, a long canal into new life as in a womb, or post-life as in a tomb.  Tree branches gently rapped at the window behind him with the syncopated gusts of the wind.  The sky howled out of its encompassing grey mouth and Bird was once again drawn from his own mind into his physical situation: as a man sinking deeper into the darkness of his room when he has to take action on the outside.  Sir Bird shook himself out of his stupor and withdrew himself from his desk.  He walked to his study door, unlocked it, and left.

Pierre heard a knock on his door.  He closed his notebook and swiveled around in his chair.  “Come in,” he said.

The door opened slowly and Sir Bird stuck his head in.  “Hello, there,” he said, presenting the rest of his body. 

“Hello, Bird.  Come in.  How are you?” Pierre said with jovial expression.

“I’m doing quite well presently.  And yourself?  How are you this evening?”

“Well, I guess.  Not great, not poor.  Sick with the hunger for that delicious meat, mostly.  So I’m definitely not on fortune’s mind.”

“But you’re healthy, right.  You don’t look to be of those trampled under fortune’s foot.”

“Not quite.”

“So you’re in the middle.  By and by, as it were; doing okay.”

Pierre considered this present exchange and smiled.  “Indeed.  I’m in her middle, her privates, you could say.  I am the slut of fortune’s cock.”

Sir Bird laughed heartily.  “You are indeed quite the poet.”

“Yes,” Pierre went on wistfully.  “Thoroughly fucked by fortune, especially now, with regard to my hunger.  But on most days I try to find pleasure in the situation.”

“Yes,” Bird laughed, “Or rather, it may be more appropriate to say you’re the fucker of fortune, for she is a slut.”

“Indeed, Sir, you have a wit about you.”

“I try, I try.  Listen, if you’re not busy I would have you in my study for drinks.  I have a fine grand cognac.  I know your people are keen of it.  We can make more wit while we wait for dinner to finish.”

“That sound wonderful,” said Pierre.  He got up from his seat and Bird courteously allowed him to cross the threshold first before he followed.  They walked down the flight of stairs to Bird’s study; he let Pierre in first and then closed the door behind as he entered.

“A fine study you have here,” said Pierre.  “It’s dry and homely.”

“Thank you,” said Bird as he motioned for Pierre to have a seat on the couch.  A book was sitting on the adjacent table beside a heavy Turkish lamp.  

“I see you read Swinburne,” said Pierre picking up the dusty book.  Sir Bird walked over to the bar behind the sofa and pulled out a Remy Martin Grande Cognac called Louis XIII.  Pierre continued, “The prerequisite to Swinburne is of course Baudelaire, a man of my own creed.  I don’t know if you read him.”  Bird poured two tulip glasses. “I much prefer Baudelaire to the former, and not just because of my own biases of him being French,” Pierre went on. Sir Bird placed one tulip glass beside Pierre on the table. “Swinburne is much too much for me.  Baudelaire has a great mastery of his words—his French language—that creates the direct, profound observations he talks about in his poems.”  Sir Bid shifted his hand from the glass to the lamp, silently astounded at its weight.  “But Swinburne is profound in his own way, however; as I learned English I came to marvel at the beauty of his—.”  Sir Bird, having reared back the lamp, careened it into Pierre’s skull, sending blood and fragment all over the immediate surroundings.  The body lumped over on the couch, the weight of the lamp sticking out of its head unbalancing it.  Sir Bird picked up the freshly lain glass of cognac and downed it in one gulp.  He then walked over to the bar, picked up the second glass and walked back to his desk.

He began to relax for a quick second, though he hardly had time rest his heart beat when he heard the door to his study click open.  He had forgotten to lock it.  And who was presently in the doorway but the coked-up scoundrel Julian D’Urberville.  The visitor had hardly recognized the scene as he closed the door behind him.  As he turned around, Sir Bird, in frenzy, had already drawn his silver revolver from his bottom desk drawer and was aiming it at D’Urberville’s head.  The visitor could hardly get the confused word “What?” out of his face before it was entirely demolished.  

The smoking gun hovered in the air for some time as if on its own will.  In its wake, two bodies of the goriest description occupied the room, adorned by the fragments that once made them human.  ‘Once,’ was all that echoed through Sir Bird’s chaotic conscience.  Once, they were human.  Once, Pierre was a basic sheeple, not even fit to be in Sir Bird’s mansion, and now, strangely, he fit the feng shui.  Once, Julian D’Urberville was a respectable private gentleman, but he became a bastardization of luxury; now, likewise, he was fit to join the party at supper once again.  This is for the best, Bird thought, as the hunger ravaged his body and mind.  It was always inevitable that one private gentleman should rule them all.  It was inevitable that the fittest should survive.  We as wealthy man once rose up among the poor scum, ponies and cattle—we, the elite, were once the crème of human civilization.  It is only fit that of us, the crème should rise to the top, and we will soon decide who indeed is the fittest of us all.  Bird’s stomach growled again.  Looking at the fresh meat laying on his couch and floor, he stood up and shoved the revolver in the back of his pants.  He clicked on the loud speaker situated on his desk; it broadcasted throughout the entire house.  He spoke thus into it, hearing the echo of his message from the hallway:  “My friends, dinner is served.”  He walked around his desk and past the body of Pierre.  His guests, he reckoned, would be eager to dine and would surely be at the table promptly.  Sir Bird thus stopped in front of the body of D’Urberville and lugged the guts aside.  He opened the door and poked his head out.  The rustling of feet up and down stairs rung in his ears like the banging of a drum.  His friends’ desperation was almost palpable in the air, when suddenly, all the rustling stopped.  Sir Bird drew his head back into the room, hoisted D’Urberville’s limp feet up into his hands, and dragged the body out the door, down the hall, and down the back stairs to the kitchen.  

Thump, thump, thump, went the torso of the body.  At the landing, Bird dragged it around the corner, through the kitchen, only at that moment noticing the trail of blood it left behind.  Bird’s heart was tranquil as he dragged the body through the hall to the dining room; immediately, he heard a hush fall over the party as he entered.  His back still turned, he felt the silent spotlight of fourteen eyes glaring on him.  He reached the table and hoisted the body up and over the head of the petrified Noel Gallagher, slumping it into the middle of the table.  He then, without making any eye contact, especially to the wench who was standing near Boyle, Sir Bird calmly walked to his seat at the end of the table.

There, he first lifted his head to the sea of tombstone eyes that sat in utter disbelief. 

Boyle spoke, though tentative, slowly and stuttered:  “What have you done?”

Sir Bird pulled a loose cigarette out of his vest pocket and lit it.  Inhaling, he made eye contact with the wench:  “Wendy, come here beside me.”

She stared unsurely.  She looked to Boyle, who in turn was looking at Bird as if he were planning to bore a hole through him with his gaze. 

“Wench,” Bird yelled again.  “Now.”

She stammered timidly to his side and he swung his arm around her, drawing her close.  The look in her face was like that of a small child who got lost in a fair and who had stumbled into the clowns’ dressing room.

Sir Bird looked down at her smiling and blew smoke in her face.  He then turned his attention to the general party:  “My food and friends: Judging by the outdoor conditions in which you’ve found yourself at the mercy of my hospitality, I would advise you to let me explain.” 

“Where’s my husband, John?” said May with a surge of emotion and anxiety.  She was beginning to get restless in her seat at the opposite end of the table, twitching and scratching at the acne formed around her mouth.

Bird paused, taking a puff of his cigarette.  “He is in a similar state as the late gentleman here.”

May’s twitching became spasmodic.

“Yeah.  They’re both dead, but, don’t get so surprised now.  Lesser men have been slain for the comfort of this party.  You would have never known there was chaos in this house had it not knocked on your door.  There are men just like D’Urberville and Pierre who are no longer alive.  Their absence and your satisfaction have not been coincidental occurrences.”

The wench’s face grew in bewilderment.

Boyle shot up from his chair.  “What are you talking about?”

“Easy old boy,” Bird said to him.  “Easy.”  Sir Bird let go of the wench and began pacing around the table.  “I think you know, Boyle.  You all know, as men of business and status, as well as I do that luxury and leisure come at a price.  But I don’t think you all can handle the knowledge of what exactly that price is.  You all want status and decadence but you don’t want to know what’s at stake.  Let’s see:  You have all tasted the rarest and most delicate of all meats—at the expense of the life of Peterman.”  The wench presently fainted.  “He’s gone mad,” said someone.  Sir Bird continued:  “Mad?  No.  But I’ve had a lot of time to myself to think over the past several years and I have progressed in my reasoning about this sort of thing.”

“About Cannibalism?” yelled Boyle.  “You’ve decided to eat your friends?  And that’s Progress?”

Bird stopped and paused musingly.  “Yes,” he said.  “That is progress.  And I’m the only one who could have seen it.  We all needed something new.  We were becoming stagnant waters in our little reservoir.  May is marrying foreign nobodies.  D’Urberville is fucking pigs and doing narcotics?  I don’t fucking think so.  This lifestyle is not going down in rags.  Let America go down to the dogs, but I won’t have the upper class following.  I would try and keep my status and my sanity even if it meant eating my own kind.  D’Urberville, being a friend as old as he’s been, has become a martyr now of how exuberance can kill us is we are not constantly progressing in taste.”

“You mean you killed D’Urberville,” said Boyle.  “You killed John Peterman and fed him too us.  It was all you.  None of this has to do with us.  You’re the ambitious one.  And you’ve tainted us all with you fucking lunacy.  I was happy where I was.  We were all happy.”

“You were becoming cattle, is what you were,” said Bird.  “You’re all just like drunk sheeple; where’s your initiative?” said Bird.  “It was all me.  I’m the most progressive man here.  You all would have been content with having eaten almost everything in the world.  I, however, am the only one brave enough to try the unknown.  I took the stretch, but you all tasted him and you all liked it.

“There’s a reason you haven’t called for help.  There’s a reason you’re still here in my mansion.” The party members exchanged guilty glances.  “You want more.  You all want more.  It’s okay.  So do I—and can’t you see what a saint I am, bringing you more of what you want,” Bird gestures to D’Urberville.  “Am I the criminal?”  The party’s eyes lowered and turned reflexive.  “You need this.  You need this meat like you need to hang on to your status.  Sure, Peterman wasn’t a person; for him it was basically like eating a horse.  But what’s to say for D’Urberville?  How can we eat our old friend?  Because, my guests, we will have to start eating ourselves eventually.”  The eyes looked around at each other.  “How else will we satisfy the hunger?”  Bird smiled to himself in the shadow of his own conviction.

“We kill the wench!” said Wall.

“I will do no such thing,” said Sir Bird.  “I mean…she’s the cook.”  He turned to look at the wench’s unconscious body.

Presently, May Broom shot up out of her chair and ran around the table and out of the dining hall wailing in hysterics.

“A given.  People will surely not be able to handle the truth,” said Bird.   “And in any case, that one’s been hiding from herself for a long time.  Let her cower.”

“So we will all end up on this table one way or another,” Boyle said quietly.

“It’s survival of the fittest, my friend,” said Bird.  “It always has been.”  He walks over to the table between Donahue and Gallagher and leans in.  “There is a difference between us and them.  Us and poor.  Humble though they may be, they’re savages.  To be blunt, I killed Peterman with a rock and Pierre with a lamp.  Really grueling shit, I admit.  But we, men of private tastes, we are civilized men.  And with this gun,” he draws his revolver, pointing it to the sky, “we will progress evolutionarily.  Survival of the fittest.  We will produce a new breed of man.  Homohabilis, homoerectus, homosapien… After everyone else has turned into savages, and the civilized men have tasted all of earth’s delicacies, the last thing to do is to eat the civilized.”

Just then, Noel Gallagher rams his elbow into Sir Bird’s stomach.  Dropping the gun, he doubles over and Gallagher and Donahue hold him steady at each arm as Boyle grabs the gun; Boyle walks thunderously around the table and the rest of the party follow closely behind him to confront Sir Bird where he’s contained.  He struggles pitifully, but ultimately submits to his fate.

“I knew you were full of shit.  You brought this upon yourself, Bird,” Boyle said.  “You haven’t proved anything.  This nation is in the doghouse.  And we’ll fight to survive.  But it won’t be towards progress or evolution, you fucker.”  He pointed the gun at Bird.  “We’re in the fall of Western Civilization.  Murder and eat as many people, rich or poor, as you want; you still didn’t prove anything.”

Sir Bird, having been exhausted from the sudden surge of action and the proof of his theory, bit his lip and smiled.  “Maybe not…except that…we’re all just full of shit.”

When the wench came to, she was ordered to prepare D’Urberville and Sir John’s meat and freeze it in the basement for the time being.  In the meanwhile, she prepared and cooked Pierre for dinner; he lasted about a week.  After Pierre was exhausted, Julian D’Urberville was thawed and eaten, and next was Sir John.  Even in the death of the private men, their spiritual presence in the room was significant.  Over their marinated muscle, stories about the deceased were exchanged like old times.  The first night the party feasted on the meat of Sir Bird, this conversation occurred between Boyle and Gallagher:

“…It may not be that the birds are the epitome of all creatures, or in this case, if you’ll allow me to continue the metaphor, of all men,” Boyle said.  “It’s funny, Bird was always eating or drinking.  He did love exotic foods.  And ironically, in death, he stays at supper.  His bones and scraps will be thrown into the garden, and there he’ll be at supper for worms.  You and I both will end up at that grand table, Noel.  The fattest king and the frailest beggar are but different courses, all to be reduced to food for maggots.  It seems then like those worms have an even more luxurious palate than our own.  We may eat of the finest meats, but the worms eat of us.  And even more: a poor man may fish with a worm that eats of kings, and then he will eat of the fish that has eaten of that worm.”

“And so what’s the jest of this rambling?” asked Gallagher.

“Nothing but to show how a man of status is nothing but a small part of a journey through the guts of beggars.  Even the mightiest dinosaur, not that I think about it, went down as mere meals for those tiny maggots.  So then is it really ‘survival of the fittest?’  I suppose every dynasty goes down at one point or another as food of worms.”

The death of Gallagher was a sad one, and it was unfortunate that it had to happen so soon, as he was Boyle’s best friend after the demise of Sir Bird.  But he did pick the shortest straw, and there’s no reason bickering with things of chance.  As he drew it, that feeling of battery acid that one gets upon receiving a grave surprise surged throughout his veins; but it subsided into a sublime numbing sensation.  With one tear rolling down his face, Boyle aimed the gun at his friend as he stood against the study wall without anyone having to hold him.  Gallagher set a precedent for how it would be done in the future.  Every great man, he believed, has a duty to die for his people.  In a time of need, he must offer himself up to his friends, for the comfort of one’s friends is paramount.  Noel Gallagher went down with dignity if nothing else.

Over the next several months, Bernie Arnold, Vishnu Mittel, Duke Wall, and James Donahue all went down.  After the exhaustion of private men, and after the snow had cleared and the help came back to work, all of the workers of the estate were stealthily captured and eaten.  Wendy and May, who had grown close in their respective situations—one as a widow of the most gruesome result and the other as the bearer of an ill-conceived bastard son—had developed interesting and innovative methods of preparing the muscle, cartilage, and entrails of man.  They skinned, washed, and fatted each man with the compassion they would have had for a muskrat caught overnight in a trap.  Deciding the victim, of course, was the party’s job.  The cooks were only responsible for the slabs of meat found in the ice box the next morning.  Shoulder became a dinner staple, the main course.  When that ran out, the upper arm and then the lower arm were a favorite for their tenderness.  In terms of the sweetness of meat, the buttocks were the most prime of all the parts, and the two friends kept it a personal secret.  The thigh was a perfect meat for the midday meal.  They went great marinated is soy sauce or BBQ and slapped on sandwiches with fried onions.  Fried ears and noses were a salty snack—anything with cartilage became a fried hors d’oeuvre.  Eyeballs were frozen, and when they collected enough of them, they went in a soup; they tasted like salty dumplings.  The pectorals weren’t a rich source of meat, and these private men weren’t known for their toned bodies anyway.  Ribs were an occasional delicacy.  And finally, when the man was exhausted as thoroughly as they could try, the party was alerted and preparations were made for a new cow.  It was only on one occasion, during the spring when all the snow had melted, that the party requested that the late Mr. James Donahugh be split down the middle, entrails removed, and smoked whole over a pit.  The BBQ was complimented by a dry red wine from the cellar and baked beans and slaw.  That was a pleasant afternoon.

One evening, in late spring, while drudging through the old rooms of Bird’s mansion, Boyle came upon the late Pierre’s finalized poem:

What happens to birds of old,
Who squander seed and waste their gold;
Who fly so high that they forget
To find a mate and make their nest?
For when it is all said and done,
And they’re so far gone, the birds of young;
A flock he did not bother link,
Birds of the world become extinct.

Epilogue

In June 2066, the wench died in labor.  As the party felt that her pregnancy was of the most tragic conditions and that dying in labor soiled her meat, they did not eat her.   (It was partly a cunning tongue on May’s part that saved her dear late friend from being eaten.)  What was left of said party—Mr. J. Adam Boyle and Mrs. May Broom—made private arrangements of how they were going to sustain their lifestyle.  With no meat and no prospective options, grave decisions had to be made between the final two guests.  

But what was even more peculiar than the details of their agreement were the circumstances of the wench’s death.  Her pregnancy wasn’t talked about among the party while she was alive, and when May, her wet nurse, announced that the wench had died in labor, the one concern shared between them was the loss of a dear friend.  May Broom’s conscience, however, was being bogged down with something more dire.  She saw something the night of the delivery.  In the night, through the dying wails of the wench’s labor, she witnessed with her own eyes the birth of a child black as the night and covered in black hair like some kind of wolf.  It clawed itself out of its mother’s womb and howled into the deaf caverns of the old mansion, hungry for meat.  It scurried on all fours, leaving behind a wet trail as it disappeared through an open window.  Mrs. Broom had a moment of clarity that she had not had in nine months, a feeling of fear and guilt about the creature that she had just let into the world.

Appendix 1
Corporation Man

An essay, containing some of the same issues present within the greater story.

There are men—and we use the term “men” here because, well, they are all men—who are, at the same time, not men.  Men can be artists; they can have talent.  A boy once growing up in a poor household in Trinidad can discover that he has artistic talents and then use those talents to make and sell artwork, making a lot of money.  The money, of course, being a pleasant supplement to the boy’s love of making art.  But those aren’t the men we’re talking about.  There are men, like the boy from Trinidad, who, after making a lot of money on their talents, may incorporate themselves in order to secure certain rights and royalties like the sale, management, and profit of their work.  We’re getting a little bit warmer.  Let’s now imagine a man who is a piece of art.  Can it be so?  There are indeed people of the most eccentric type, who appear on television and in magazines, whose talents in and of themselves may not have anything to do with their wealth.  Their wealth is generated for them being physical pieces of art, although, technically, they are still men.  If they’re smart, these men incorporate themselves, making money off of their eccentricity.  However, it is not always the case that these men benefit off of their own wealth, so they are not always what we are talking about in this essay: a corporation man.  No—a corporation man is a man who is none other than a corporation.  The man himself is an extension of the business he conducts, moreso than the business is an extension of the man.  The artist retains his personhood through the fact that he conducts business on what he creates.  Be him a painter, musician, baker or writer, the man takes a facet of his human creativity and makes money upon it.  Likewise, the eccentric makes money upon himself if he’s taken the smart legal precautions.  However, there are men who do not produce, who do not live.  There are men who make money on other peoples’ money, other peoples’ talent, and on other peoples’ bodies.  They only use their mind and body in a capacity to profit monetarily and to aggregate as much wealth as they can.  They own people like artists and musicians and they own other corporations, which may have been created using the talents of the men who once owned them.  But inevitably, every painter, baker or writer as an individual who creates art is liable to be gobbled up by men whose art is business.  The baker starts the small bakery, it thrives, it becomes a larger institution, and inevitably it will be eaten by the reigning corporate snack food giant.  The human food chain culminates at the corporation man.

Business is the soul at its most base conceit.  The soul of the corporation man is business.  And a corporation man is a bag of flesh and blood who is also none other than an entity of business.  He is a man such as Mortimer J. Bird.  Mort Bird owns The Amauta Firm, a conglomerate of sixty-three corporations of varying markets.  However, Mort Bird, and by extension, Amauta Firm, does not handle those markets; he has no talent with which to satisfy them.  Instead, he is in the maket of men and money, or hiring and profiting.  Mort Bird does business on other men; he eats other men.  He aggregates them as a part of his own wealth.  As aforementioned, Mort Bird’s business is an extension of himself.  It is, however, more apt to say that Mort Bird is an extension of a business entity.  Mort has the same rights as you and me under the United States Constitution.  And since The Amauta Firm, a corporation of seventy billion dollars net worth, is an extension of Mr. Bird, the corporation and the man have the same rights.  Thus is the essence of a corporation man: a man who is business; a man who is his wealth; who is made of steel walls, glass and employees; who walks, lives and breathes; whose DNA is a registered trademark; who buys other men’s bodies and talents; and who is entirely and not entirely a human being. 

For the vastest portion of human existence, the conceit of men was to propagate a society.  Hunter-Gatherers, hunted and gathered for the sake of the community.  Even kings and royalty, with their similar displays of extravagant wealth, were the propagators of a society; they governed and kept order, corrupted as their rule may have been.  But the key difference between the king and the corporation man is that the corporation man has the wealth and not the responsibility of a king.  Be him a tyrant or not, the king was responsible for his people’s well being.  The corporation man is responsible for no part of society, not even his own employees.  He would do away with all of them, absorbing all of his profit, if he could do business on his own.  The corporation and the man being the same entity, the employees are only in existence because they create wealth for the man. 

How did this happen?  During that great industrial revolution of the 1800s, was the expense of infinite wealth a human soul?  

Perhaps it was the sheer size of society that warranted a departure from the common good.  With a more unified world, it may have been difficult to decide who exactly was included in the common good.  The market of a baker in Luxembourg could now encompass the entire world instead of just his village.  How does one depart from thinking about his fellow man next door, and start thinking globally?  He stops thinking like a man; he begins to think like a corporation.  Thus man began to make money, not for a common coffer, not for a king or government, but for himself.  The community and the environment become a disposal for the new corporation man.  The citizens become resources that increase his wealth in the long run.  Their salaries become expenses.  The men themselves become minerals to the corporation man.  The earth becomes a mere source of wealth, whose equity will soon be dried up—but the next investment will then come along, surely.  The corporation man becomes a separate entity from his community.  Instead of being a man of a neighborhood and being grounded, he becomes a man of the world; and simultaneously, he becomes separate from it all.  He is not a man of bread or art or law or anything concrete; he is not a man of his market; he is a man of money, that platonic ideal.  He dwells in the sky, both in his high-rise penthouse and in his head.  He is no longer connected to the earth—to humanity.  He is arguably a man at all.  The corporation man is a different species.  He is less a man because without that human tendency towards art and creation, he resorts to making money, upon money, for the sake of making more money.  And that is the most inhuman thing of all.  Where is the art for art’s sake?  Wherewith is break baked for the humble purpose of feeding all men?  It’s not there, because the corporation man does not care about men.  He may as well be a bird, flying over us all, disconnected.  He is a bird of the world.

Appendix 2
We’re Only Gonne Die,
Written by Greg Graffin

performed by Bad Religion, 1981

Early man walked away as modern man took control
Their mind’s weren’t all the same, to conquer was his goal
So he built his great empire, and slaughtered his own kind
Then he died a confused man, killed himself with his own mind.
We’re only gonna die from our own arrogance.

Bad Religion

Appendix 3
Excerpt from Dragonology
By Steve Castro

Published by Kindling, January/February 2012

Life is full of ironies; one example is the phrase “survival of the fittest.”  The Tyrannosaurus Rex, the Chinese Dragon, and the Saber-toothed tiger, and many other similar valiant and powerful creatures, not longer are, but the chicken and the turkey are still running around.  Actually, the phrase makes sense; it’s “survival of the fittest” and most chickens are in pretty good shape.  I remember watching a Rocky film in which it took Silvester Stallone like 500 takes to capture a chicken during his training against Apollo Creed; chickens are not easy animals to catch because of their incredible stamina.  If the phrase were “survival of the strongest” or “survival of the scariest,” then feared creatures like the red winged, charcoal tongued (charcoal tongues compliment fire breathing lungs quite nicely) and yellow eyed Beijing Dragon, would still be around: flying, swimming, pillaging, etc.

Steve Castro

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