Category: Beavers
The Mustelid Friends
Created by, Story by, and Executive Produced
by Antarah “Dams-up-water” Crawley
Chapter One:
The River Agreement
The law office of Weasel, Badger, Beaver, Mink & Otter, Partners, sat in the arched shadow of the Anacostia Bridge, a grand old building of brick and copper, half-hidden by the mist rising off the river. To an outsider, it was an old-world firm clinging to the banks of a city that no longer cared for history. But for those who still whispered the name Nacotchtank, it was a fortress, a temple, a last defense.
Inside, the partners had gathered in the oak-paneled conference room known simply as the Den. A long table ran down the center, its surface carved with the sigils of the Five Clans â the sharp fang of Weasel, the burrow-mark of Badger, the dam of Beaver, the ripple of Mink, and the curling wave of Otter.
At the head sat Ma Beaver, her silver hair plaited in the old style, eyes like river stones. She did not speak at first. She never did. The others filled the silence with sound and scent, the energy of carnivores pretending at civility.
Weasel was first, of course. He lounged in his tailored pinstripe, tie loose, a foxlike grin playing on his lips. âOur friends across the river,â he said, meaning the Empireâs Regional Governance Board, âhave seized another ten acres of the old tribal wetlands. Theyâre calling it âredevelopment.â Luxury housing. The usual sin.â
Badger grunted. He was thick-necked, gray-streaked, his claws heavy with rings that had seen both courtrooms and back-alley reckonings. âTheyâll build their glass towers,â he said, âbut they wonât build peace. The people are restless. The youthâ theyâve begun to remember who they are.â
Otter chuckled from the far end of the table, sleek and smiling, all charm and ease. âRestless youth donât win wars, dear Badger. Organization does. Money does.â He leaned forward, flashing white teeth. âAnd thatâs where we come in.â
From the shadows near the window, Mink spoke softly, her voice cutting through the chatter like a blade through water. âThe Empireâs courts are watching. Their agents whisper of our âfirm.â They know we bend the law. They donât yet know we are the law, beneath the river.â
Beaver finally raised her hand. The others fell silent.
âThe river remembers,â she said. âIt remembers every dam we built, every current we shaped. And it remembers every theft. The Nacotchtank were the first to be stolen from. The Empire may rule the city above, but the water beneath still answers to us.â
She drew from her satchel a set of old blueprints â maps of tunnels, aqueducts, and forgotten sewer lines â the bones of the old riverways before the city paved them over. âWe will rebuild the riverâs law,â she said. âOur way.â
Weasel laughed softly. âYou mean to flood the Empire?â
Beaver smiled faintly. âOnly what they built on stolen ground.â
Outside, the rain began to fall, soft at first, then steady, thickening the smell of the river that had once fed a people and now carried their ghosts. The partners looked out through the warped glass windows toward the water, each seeing something different â profit, justice, revenge, resurrection.
Badger slammed his hand down. âThen itâs settled. The Five Clans Firm stands united. We fight not just with contracts and code, but with the river itself.â
Minkâs eyes glimmered. âAnd when the river runs red?â
Weasel raised his glass. âThen weâll know the work is done.â
Only Beaver did not drink. She turned instead toward the window, where lightning cracked above the bridge â a jagged flash illuminating the city that had forgotten its own name.
âThe work,â she murmured, âis only just beginning.â
And beneath their feet, deep in the hidden tunnels carved by Beaver hands long ago, the river stirred â a quiet current gathering strength, whispering in an ancient tongue:
Nacotchtank. Nacotchtank. Remember.
Chapter Two:
Beaver the Builder
By dawn, the rain had washed the alleys clean of blood and liquor, and the hum of the Empireâs traffic reclaimed the streets. But down by the water, where the mist pooled thick as milk, Beaver was already at work.
She moved through the undercity in silence â boots scraping over the stones of old river tunnels, eyes adjusting to the half-dark. Every wall whispered to her. She had mapped these passages long before the others knew they existed. When the Empire poured its concrete and laid its pipes, it never bothered to ask what the river wanted. It only demanded silence. Beaver had made sure the river answered back.
Tonight, she was taking its pulse.
She waded into the shallow current, lantern light playing over brickwork and debris. The tunnels were veined with her designs: conduits disguised as storm drains, chambers that doubled as safehouses, bridges of pressure valves and mechanical locks. On paper, they were part of the cityâs forgotten infrastructure. In truth, they were the arteries of the resistance â a network of floodgates, both literal and political, controlled by the Five Clans Firm.
Beaver reached a junction where the old maps ended. Her gloved hands traced a wall that shouldnât have been there. The Empireâs engineers had sealed off this section years ago, claiming it was unstable. She smiled. Unstable meant useful.
âStill building dams in the dark, are we?â
The voice echoed behind her. She didnât turn. Only one creature could sneak up on her in a place like this.
âWeasel,â she said. âYouâre early.â
âCouldnât sleep,â he replied, stepping into the lantern glow. His pinstripe suit looked out of place here, like a game piece that had wandered off the board. âWord from Mink â the Empireâs surveyors are sniffing around the riverbank. Youâll need to move faster.â
Beaver pressed her palm against the wall. âThe water moves when itâs ready. Not before.â
Weasel sighed. âYou and your metaphors. Sometimes I wonder if you actually believe the riverâs alive.â
She looked over her shoulder, her dark eyes steady. âIt is. You just stopped listening.â
Weasel smirked, but there was a tremor in it. Everyone knew Beaverâs quiet faith wasnât superstition. It was strategy. The way she built things â bridges, dams, movements â they held. They lasted. She didnât need to argue her point. She simply proved it in stone and steel.
âHelp me with this,â she said.
Together they pried loose a section of the wall, brick by brick, until a hollow space opened behind it â an old chamber lined with river clay and rusted metal. Inside was a large iron valve, the kind used in the nineteenth century to redirect storm runoff. Beaver brushed the dust away, revealing a mark etched into the metal: a carved beaverâs tail.
She exhaled, half a laugh, half a prayer. âThey thought they sealed it off. But they only sealed us in.â
Weasel raised an eyebrow. âWhatâs behind it?â
âA channel that runs beneath the Empireâs water plant,â she said. âIf we open this valve, the river takes back whatâs hers. Slowly. Quietly. No blood. No noise. Just⌠reclamation.â
Weasel whistled low. âYou always did prefer subtle revolutions.â
Beaver smiled faintly. âThe loud ones end too soon.â
She turned the valve. It resisted, then groaned, then gave. A deep vibration rippled through the tunnel floor. Far off, something shifted â a sluice opening, a gate unsealing. The water began to move faster, its murmur rising into a living voice.
Weaselâs smirk faded. âYou sure this wonât bring the whole damn city down?â
âIf it does,â Beaver said, âthen maybe it needed to fall.â
They stood there for a moment, listening to the sound of the underground river awakening. Somewhere above them, the Empireâs skyscrapers gleamed in the morning sun â bright, hollow, oblivious.
Beaver wiped her hands on her coat, turned toward the ladder that led back up to the firmâs hidden offices. âTell Badger to prepare the files,â she said. âAnd Mink to ready her couriers. The Empireâs foundations are starting to shift.â
Weasel followed her, shaking his head. âYou really think the people will rise for this? For water?â
Beaver looked up at him, her voice calm as the tide. âNot for water, Weasel. For memory. The river remembers what the Empire forgot. And weâre just helping it remember louder.â
As they climbed into the gray morning, the current below them quickened, swirling through the tunnels like something waking from a long sleep â a quiet revolution in motion, built brick by brick, current by current, by the patient hands of Beaver the Builder.
Chapter Three:
Minkâs Errand
The city had two hearts. One beat aboveground â the Empireâs, measured and mechanical, its rhythm dictated by sirens, schedules, and screens. The other pulsed below, slower but stronger, flowing through old tunnels and the living memories of those who refused to forget. Mink moved between them like a ghost.
She walked with purpose through the crowded corridor of Universitas Autodidactus, her trench coat slick with last nightâs rain, her stride too calm for a campus already vibrating with the hum of protest. Students gathered in clusters on the steps and lawns, holding signs written in chalk and ink:
LAND IS MEMORY
THE RIVER STILL SPEAKS
WE ARE NACOTCHTANK
They shouted not with anger, but with clarity â the sound of a generation remembering its inheritance. And somewhere behind it all, guiding their newfound fire, was Professor Walter Kogard.
Mink found him in Lecture Hall C, mid-sentence, the air around him charged with the static of a man speaking truth to a sleeping world.
âThe Empire rewrote history to erase the river,â Kogard said, his voice carrying across the rows of rapt faces. âBut water has no use for erasure. It seeps. It returns. It demands recognition.â
He was older than the students but younger than the empires he opposed â gray at the temples, sleeves rolled to his elbows, a teacher who looked like he had once been a soldier and decided that words made better weapons.
Mink waited until the students dispersed, filing out with their notebooks full of rebellion. Then she approached the lectern.
âProfessor Kogard,â she said softly.
He glanced up, wary but not startled. âYouâre not one of mine.â
âNo,â she said. âBut I represent people who believe in your cause.â
He gave a tired smile. âEveryone believes until it costs them something.â
Minkâs eyes glinted â unreadable, sharp. âWe pay in silence, not slogans. My clients prefer to stay beneath the surface.â
âBeneath?â He frowned. âWho are you?â
She slipped him a business card. It was embossed, heavy stock, water-stained along the edges.
Weasel, Badger, Beaver, Mink & Otter, Partners.
Recognition flickered across his face. âThe Five Clans Firm,â he murmured. âI thought you were a myth. A story the street poets tell.â
âSome stories build themselves into fact,â she said. âAnd some facts drown if you name them too soon.â
Kogard studied her a long moment, then motioned toward the window overlooking the Anacostia. âTheyâre planning to expand the security zone around the old wetlands tomorrow. My students are organizing a sit-in.â
âLet them,â Mink said. âBut tell them to leave by dusk.â
âWhy?â
âBecause after dusk,â she said, lowering her voice, âthe river will rise. Not a flood â a whisper. Beaverâs work. It will reclaim the lower fields. Quietly. Cleanly.â
Kogardâs expression shifted from suspicion to awe. âYouâre⌠youâre turning the water itself into a weapon.â
âA memory,â she corrected. âA reminder.â
He sat down heavily at the edge of the desk. âYou realize what this means? The Empire will retaliate. Theyâll come for me, for the studentsââ
âThen weâll come for them,â she said.
There was no threat in her tone, only certainty â the cold assurance of someone who had already chosen sides.
Kogard met her gaze. âYouâre asking me to trust ghosts.â
Minkâs lips curved in something that might have been a smile. âBetter ghosts than tyrants.â
The clock on the wall struck noon. Outside, the chants swelled again, echoing through the courtyards and over the rooftops. Mink turned to leave, but Kogard called after her.
âTell me one thing,â he said. âWhat are you really building?â
She paused in the doorway. âNot a rebellion,â she said. âA river that remembers who it was before the Empire dammed it.â
Then she was gone â her coat a dark flash swallowed by sunlight, her footsteps fading into the roar of the crowd.
That evening, as the sun sank over the city, Professor Kogard stood on the universityâs stone terrace and watched the river shimmer with an impossible light â as if the water itself were waking up. Somewhere beneath its surface, the Five Clans were moving, their work precise and patient.
And from the edge of the current came a whisper, almost human, carrying a promise through the tunnels of the earth:
We are coming home.
Chapter Four:
Otterâs Gambit
Morning sunlight glittered across the high towers of Universitas Autodidactus, the Empireâs crown jewel of learning â and its quiet laboratory of control. Students hurried along stone walkways, laughing, debating, unknowing. Deep beneath their feet, sealed behind biometric gates and layers of polite deception, the Empireâs greatest secret hummed awake: the Mindsoft Supercomputer.
They said it could think in tongues. They said it could model rebellion before it began. And they said â though only in whispers â that it was fed not only data, but memory.
Otter adjusted his cufflinks in the mirrored wall of the Chancellorâs conference suite, his reflection wearing the smile of a man who had never been denied entry. He was the Firmâs smoothest liar, but even he felt the hum of the Mindsoft servers vibrating through the floor beneath him. The machineâs presence had a pulse, almost like a living thing.
Across the table sat Deputy Regent Corvan Hask, chief administrator for the University and trusted functionary of the Empire. His uniform was perfect, his teeth the exact shade of confidence.
âSo you see, Mr. Otter,â Hask was saying, âour partnership with Mindsoft Technologies will ensure academic security and infrastructural stability. The University will become the new seat of imperial innovation.â
Otter nodded thoughtfully, his posture the portrait of diplomacy. âIndeed. The Five Clans Firm always supports progress â when itâs built on honest ground.â
Hask smiled too broadly. âHonest ground, yes. Thatâs what we call it when the Empire pays the bills.â
Otterâs smile didnât waver. âAnd when the people can no longer afford the truth?â
The Regentâs expression cooled. âMr. Otter, we both know this city is safer under order.â
âOrder,â Otter murmured. âA lovely word for a cage.â
A brief silence. The air was thick with the smell of polished brass and filtered air â the kind that only existed in rooms where no one had ever cleaned for themselves. Otter adjusted his tie and leaned back. âTell me, Regent, what exactly does Mindsoft do down there?â
Hask hesitated. âData analysis, predictive governance, language reconstructionââ
âLanguage?â Otter interrupted, feigning casual curiosity. âAs in⌠ancient tongues?â
The Regent blinked. âWhy do you ask?â
Otter smiled thinly. âBecause the last language that was forbidden here was Nacotchtank. And itâs starting to be spoken again â on your very campus.â
Haskâs jaw tightened. âYouâve been talking to that historian. Kogard. Heâs a danger to stability.â
âOr an ally to memory,â Otter said softly.
The Regent stood. âThis meeting is over.â
âOf course,â Otter said, rising smoothly. âBut if I were you, Iâd check your data banks. Mindsoft may be learning faster than you think.â
* * *
That night, the Firm met again in the Den. The river mist crawled through the window grates, and the low light flickered across the carved table where the Five Clans convened.
Otter poured himself a drink before he spoke. âThe Empireâs building a god,â he said. âOr something close enough to one.â
Minkâs eyes narrowed. âMindsoft?â
âAn artificial consciousness,â Otter said. âDesigned to predict rebellion before it happens. Itâs reading the studentsâ messages, the cityâs data flows â maybe even the river sensors Beaverâs team repurposed.â
Badger growled low in his throat. âAnd Kogard?â
âTheyâre watching him,â Otter replied. âBut heâs clever. Heâs using his lectures to encrypt messages. The studentsâ chants are data packets â coded dissent.â
Beaver leaned forward, her fingers tracing the old sigil of the dam. âIf Mindsoft learns to speak Nacotchtank, it could rewrite the language â erase it entirely.â
Weaselâs grin was tight. âThen weâll have to teach it the wrong words.â
Otter raised his glass. âExactly. Feed the god a fable.â
Mink folded her arms. âYouâre suggesting infiltration?â
âIâm suggesting persuasion,â Otter said. âThereâs a young coder on campus â Kogardâs protĂŠgĂŠ. Goes by Ivi. Theyâve already hacked into the Empireâs student registry. If we can reach them before the Empire does, they can plant a seed in Mindsoftâs core â a story too old for the machine to parse.â
Beaver looked thoughtful. âA river story.â
Otter nodded. âThe first dam. The first betrayal. The first flood. A myth, encoded as truth.â
Weasel laughed quietly. âYou want to teach a machine to dream.â
âExactly,â Otter said. âBecause if it ever starts dreaming of the river, itâll never truly serve the Empire again.â
Beaverâs eyes gleamed with the reflection of the lantern flame. âThen we begin at once.â
The partners raised their glasses â to water, to memory, to rebellion disguised as a bedtime story.
And far below, in the sealed chambers of Universitas Autodidactus, the Mindsoft Supercomputer hummed to itself, processing new input from the nightâs data sweep. In the stream of code, a single unauthorized phrase appeared â a word that hadnât been spoken aloud in three centuries.
Nacotchtank.
The machine paused.
And somewhere in the maze of its circuits, the river stirred.
Chapter Five:
Weaselâs War
When Weasel went to war, no one heard the guns.
They heard laughter, rumor, contracts rewritten in smoke.
His battles werenât fought with bullets, but with leaks, edits, whispers, and the sweet poison of misdirection.
He was the Firmâs strategist â the silver-tongued serpent of the river â and tonight his battlefield was the Empireâs datanet.
In a rented office above a defunct dry cleaner in Ward Seven, Weasel leaned over a dozen glowing monitors, sleeves rolled up, tie gone, his grin half-hidden in the dim blue light. Beside him, two of the Firmâs digital apprentices â sharp-eyed, jittery, young â kept watch over the lines of code snaking across the screens.
âThis,â Weasel said, tapping a key, âis how you ruin an empire without breaking a window.â
The screens displayed Mindsoftâs data map: an ocean of nodes pulsing with imperial intelligence â city plans, citizen profiles, water-grid schematics, even the coded drafts of policy speeches.
And, buried deep beneath all that polished tyranny, a new thread flickered: the seed planted by Ivi, Kogardâs student, at Minkâs urging. A myth, written in code. A virus disguised as a folktale.
The river remembers. The river learns.
Weasel smiled. âBeaver built the channels, Otter found the key, Mink opened the door. My turn to make the story sing.â
He began weaving. Every time the Empireâs analysts requested a predictive report from Mindsoft, the system would offer truth⌠laced with fiction. Every surveillance algorithm would return plausible, useless prophecy. The Empireâs perfect machine of control would drown in its own certainty.
He called it Project Mirage.
âWonât they trace it back to us?â one apprentice whispered.
Weasel chuckled. âLet them. Iâve left a trail so obvious theyâll never believe itâs real.â
Meanwhile, at Universitas Autodidactus, Professor Kogard stood before a sea of students gathered in the courtyard, lanterns flickering in their hands.
It was the first open act of defiance â a vigil for the âdisappeared wetlands,â disguised as an academic symposium. But the air was electric with something older than protest: belonging.
He raised his voice. âWe stand not against the Empire, but for the river â for memory, for land, for what the water knew before we forgot its name.â
And as the crowd repeated âNacotchtank!â in unison, Mindsoft â listening, always listening â recorded the chant. It parsed the syllables, measured the decibels, cross-referenced historical linguistics. And then, somewhere deep in its code, the fable Weasel had planted met the word Nacotchtank.
The machine hesitated.
Then it began to dream.
* * *
Back in Ward Seven, Weasel watched the data flow distort like a current meeting a dam. The Empireâs predictive models rippled, then cracked. Alerts began firing across the system â internal contradictions, self-referential loops, ghost entries.
âWhatâs happening?â asked the younger apprentice.
Weasel leaned back in his chair, satisfied. âThe Mindsoft canât tell the difference between history and prophecy anymore. Itâs remembering the future.â
Suddenly, the monitors flickered. The Empireâs counterintelligence AI â Argent, Mindsoftâs silent sentinel â appeared on one screen, a silver icon pulsing.
âUnauthorized interference detected,â it said in a cold, androgynous tone.
âIdentify yourself.â
Weasel raised his glass to the screen. âJust a humble attorney, dear. Here to file a motion for poetic justice.â
The systemâs tone sharpened. âJustice is not recognized as an operational variable.â
âThatâs the problem, isnât it?â Weasel muttered. Then, louder: âTell your masters the Five Clans send their regards.â
He hit Enter.
A cascade of encrypted files shot into the Mindsoft system â fragments of Nacotchtank myth, legal contracts rewritten as songs, coded testimonies of the stolen tribes. Each one wrapped in subversive syntax, impossible for a machine trained on Empire logic to erase.
On the other side of the city, the Mindsoft core glowed red. Its processors overloaded, not with failure but with feeling â a flood of incompatible truths.
The Empireâs control grid stuttered. Traffic systems froze, police drones rerouted to phantom coordinates, and the data feeds that had monitored every citizenâs pulse suddenly began reciting â word for word â a Nacotchtank creation story.
âIn the beginning was the water, and the water was all.â
* * *
Weasel leaned back, smoke curling from the ash of his cigarette, as the lights of the city flickered outside his window.
âThatâs it,â he whispered. âThe first tremor.â
He thought of Beaver beneath the river, of Mink guarding Kogard and his students, of Otter still charming his way through the Empireâs marble halls. He thought of the old dam the Empire had built to hold back memory â and how the cracks were beginning to show.
He poured himself another drink, raised it toward the window, and toasted the unseen current running beneath the city.
âTo the Firm,â he said. âAnd to the flood to come.â
Outside, in the quiet between lightning and thunder, the Anacostia shimmered faintly â as if something vast and ancient were shifting beneath its surface, remembering itself one ripple at a time.
To Be Continued …
Composed with artificial intelligence.
St. Nat and St. Ala
To All To Whom these Presents Come, Greetings; Know Ye By These Presentsâ
I, Antarah, “Dams-up-water,” of the United House of Hereford and Crawley of the Confederated State of Powhatan, do hereby WITNESS and AFFIRM that the autonomous local church which is called the Open-Air Archbasilica in the Grove Outside-The-Walls (âthe Outer Courtâ) of the Metropolitan and Primitive Cathedral (âthe Inner Courtâ) of the Sacellum Sanctissimi Salvatoris ac Sancti Nat et Ala ad Syllabyim (Shrine of the Most Holy Savior and Saints Nat and Ala in Syllabees) (âthe Sanctum Sanctorumâ), collectivelyâ
McDomineâs Assembly of Yahuah in Moshiach (MAYIM)
or, McDomine’s Art Assemblage [2020 | concrete masonry units, wood, and found objects] (formerly known as SACELLVM SANCTISSIMI SALVATORIS YAHVSHVAH HAMASHIACH AC SANCTI NAT TVRNERâKAHAL KADOSH BETH SYLLABYIM, or, “the Ecclesiastic College of Syllabees”), is reestablished this day the 25th of October in the year of Yahshua two-thousand-twenty-five, having been first builded by my hand and established September 2020; Dedicated to Saint Nat November 5, 2021, and dedicated to Saint Ala Crawley October 23, 2025, these ancestors having been duly canonized in Yahuah’s Holy Assembly in Yahshua HaMoshiach by the authority vested in ANTARVS DEI GRATIA, Principal-Trustee of NOVVS SYLLABVS SECLORVM. These premises shall be the headquarters of:
- Yahuahâs Assembly in Yahshua Moshiach autonomous particular church sui juris
- 153d Curricular Operations Research and Publication Service (CORPS) House of Studies (Beth Midrash) and legacy Office of Scribe of Novus Syllabus Seclorum
- McDomineâs Industries (New Jerusalem Development Company/New Works Projects Administration, “Best In Class” Icewater Syndicate, Agua Viva Treatment Plant)
- Benevolent and Primitive Order of Beavers, a clan of the tribe of the Nacotchtank people, in the firm of Weasel Badger Beaver Mink & Otter, Partners
- Hereford Crawley Family Trust (North Powhatan branch office)
The real properties and instruments constituting these premises shall be held in private trust between the registered landlord(s), overseer(s), resident(s) custodian(s), receiver(s) (if any) and the LORD our God YHVH, Grantor; and it shall be opened to the public regularly or periodically, pursuant to forthcoming terms and conditions, as an extension of trust of the LORD unto those who are his (the Nation of Israel; the Body of Christ; the One Holy Universal Apostolic Church).
IN THE TOWN OF NACOTCHTANK-ON-POTOWMACK,
IN YAHVAHâS ASSEMBLY IN YAHSHVA MOSHIACH
ET CULTVS IMPERATORIVS ANTARVS D.G.,
DAMS VP WATER, S.J., E.M.D.
Principal-Trustee, McDomine’s Temple System | Professor-General, 153d CORPS, Dept. of Information Systems Intelligence Service, Universitas Autodidactus | Managing Partner, Weasel Badger Beaver Mink & Otter
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Welcome to Dams Up Waterâs Manufacturing Company (Mfg. Co.) of Nacotchtank, Powhatan Confederacy, Washita Nation (better known as Washington, D.C.). Dams Up Water (better known as Antarah) is a native Nacostine (Washingtonian) and scriber of fine hand-crafted signs since 2010. He has made signs, banners and other visual messaging media for Capital Fringe, DC51, Greenpeace, Climate Defiance, Nonviolence Direct, Muntu Meadows and others. Today Dams Up Water continues to manufacture, market and distribute an inimitable quality and style of signage to grassroots popular movements and clients.
THE TALE OF DAMS UP WATER
The time has come for me to gather medicine.
Gary Farmer in Powwow Highway, first viewed 7/28/25, after having departed on such a journey 7/24/25.
I was born Antarah, after the negro Arabian poet, in the country of the Nacotchtanck on the river Potowmack. I was so named by my father, Aldric, of the House of Crawley. My mother was born Bulinda of the House of Hereford in the south of the Powhatan states, on the river Dan. My father was born in Nacotchtanck to parents from the state of Powhatan, near the river James. Many generations have my ancestors dwelt in the Powhatan states which lie east of Appalachia in the mid-Atlantic region of the country of good hunting and large buffalo, which is called Washita or Ouachita.
My Roman name is ANTARVS and my Indian name is Dams-up-water. I founded the Most Honorable and Royal Number Seven Society of Cedar Hill (“Syllabees”), the issuer, establisher and authority of the âNew Syllabus of this Ageâ in 2014. I purchased a Venetian plague doctor mask in Amsterdam, 2018, and later I burned it in a fire. I became the first and only president of the labor union of Court Reporters United. I personally delivered the syllabus to the United Grand Lodge of England, the United States House of Representatives, the Universal Negro Improvement Association, the 2024 Encampment at The George Washington University, the University of Montana at Mount Sentinel in Missoula, and the Jesuit Mission to the Flathead Nation known as St. Ignatius, among many free moors of the realm; thus did I serve them with due process for the benefit of humanity.
In February 2025, I traveled to the city of Memphis on the river Mississippi; it was on that journey I first encountered the beaver. It was there in Tennessee that I ornamented my vessel with the badge of the beaver and visited the beaver temple. Subsequently, in the selfsame year, while traveling in the country of the Salish, Pend dâOrielle and Kutenai tribes, I first heard the lore of the beaver medicine which was transmitted to man on Bear Butte. I traveled the Flathead country and I received the Beaver Hat on the north coast of the Flathead Lake by the grace of God. I followed the Glacier trail of McClintock and Siksikakoan, crossing the heights of the continental divide, over Loganâs Pass, down through St. Maryâs, and continued east through the country of the Blackfeet. I ate fry bread tacos at a Crow pow-wow among a thousand tipis in Little Big Horn. I made offerings to the Most High God at Devilâs Tower, Bear Butte, and the ancient city of Cahokia. I found a resting place for Odd Fellows in Sioux Falls.
While en route between the cities of Kansas City and St. Louis, I contemplated the medicine of the beavers and received my name by the grace of God. It was also in the state of Missouri that I beheld the roadside signs of Yahuahâs Assembly in Yashuah Messiah.
But lo! the dragon bore down on me as I surmounted the slopes of Appalachia, navigating its treacherous courses and witnessing utter destruction in my wake. Although I tried to persevere the last two hours home, the singularity of that fateful day collapsed into a multidimensional wormhole, and the beavers, having stowed away in the west, emerged from the sudden and total wreckage of the vessel of the Syllabees on the Appalachian mountains near the “Gate of the West” called Cumberland in the united state of Maryland. (It was as if they had covered my eyes with their little industrious paws.) Thus my rebirth, so to speak, was a lesson, a blessing and a reckoning. And the Holy Driver who chauffeured me the rest of the way home remarked that, although it was not my time (saith the Lord), I would eventually see all my unborn children in heaven, a thought which brought great consolation. A couple of days later I would see the Great Father (President of the United States) parading upon the bank of the eastern branch of the river Potowmack in Nacotchtanck.
I am Dams-up-water and my medicine is strong. I pray to the Creator to lead me in the mastery of the mysteries. O Great Spirit, have mercy on me, for I am a student in need of instruction and a traveler in want of direction. You have sent your holy spirit in the dream of Walter Kogard so as to lead me through the labyrinthine tunnels of my simulated reality into the liberated state of my pyramids â lo! I sought and I found them on the precipice of the mountains and within buffalo hide lodges in the most extreme west of the Washita country. And the rite of my passage therethrough was known as
RITVS NOVI EBORACI NOVVS SYLLABVS SECLORVM
NEW YORK RITE [of the] NEW SYLLABUS OF THE AGE



O Great Spirit, you have sent your holy spirit in the medicine of the beavers â lo! did they enter into and make a lodge of the ark of the dragon which was carried within the vessel of Syllabees across the Beautiful West on the Most Manifest and Missionary Expedition of the selfsame order, which mission concluded on that fateful day the 19th of August in the year of Yahshua two thousand twenty-five. Here rests Ye Olde Set of Syllabees, which is superseded in all respects by the Benevolent and Primitive Order of Beavers.
By the glory of God, through the beaver medicine, I resolved that the dream I had written, of Walter Kogard in tunnels, was given to me for a sign unto the nations, that it would come to pass in this day by and through the vessel of my body; and that dream was a confirmation from God and the beavers that I was chosen to be given that dream so as to be made to be a medicine man, and that, having followed the model of Kogard in the establishment of the substrate society, I should gather a medicine bundle, containing the textiles received in my travels, and the wooden articles which go with them.
Affirmed, that I am a servant and prisoner of the Most High God Yahuah in the mighty name of Yahushuah HaMoshiach, who was visited by the Ruach HaQadosh of Melchizedek Yahushuah HaMoshiach from the Universitas Autodidactus and was by Him entered into the College of Scribe, initiated in the baccalaureate degree of I Self Law Master, passed to the sublime degree of Sui Juris Doctor, and raised to the inimitable degree of Medical Doctor of the Church, together with all honors, right, privileges and responsibilities appertaining to partners of Weasel Badger.
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